{"id":2433,"date":"2010-03-01T16:35:56","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T08:35:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?p=2433"},"modified":"2010-03-02T13:53:20","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T05:53:20","slug":"bashers-cock-tail-d-man-morrison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/bashers-cock-tail-d-man-morrison\/","title":{"rendered":"Bashers Cock-tail | D-Man Morrison!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/107884.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2435\" title=\"107884\" src=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/107884.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"404\" height=\"285\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan&#8217;s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.<\/p>\n<p>2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.<\/p>\n<p>4. Add a splash of &#8216;Tui&#8217; Beer.<\/p>\n<p>5. Add straw and <strong>&#8216;GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE&#8217;!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS! 1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan&#8217;s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means. 2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one&#8230; 3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair. 4. Add a splash of &#8216;Tui&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,38],"tags":[230,119,9,220],"class_list":["post-2433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-profile","category-soc","tag-cocktails","tag-danny-morrison","tag-drinking","tag-saint"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2433"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2439,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433\/revisions\/2439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}