{"id":226,"date":"2008-11-29T14:20:30","date_gmt":"2008-11-29T06:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?p=226"},"modified":"2009-02-12T17:09:43","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T09:09:43","slug":"awards-night-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/awards-night-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Awards Night 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Capping off a stunning season an evening of long boring speeches and a couple of quiet beers at Dehli Zaika<\/p>\n<p>And the winners were;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span>Denny Crane Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Most Ineffectual Figurehead: \u00c2\u00a0<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">President Mal\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Omega\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Collins<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Kublai Khan Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Empire Building:\u00c2\u00a0Paul\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Terror\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Turner<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Roger Federer Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Best Return Of email:\u00c2\u00a0Geoff\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Slab\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Howe<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Elton John Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Throwing Parties We Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t Get Invited To:\u00c2\u00a0Evan\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Divynal\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Golbach<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Evil Kneivel Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Best Use of Safety Equipment:\u00c2\u00a0Justyn \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Scooby\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Field<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Lance Armstrong Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Shitiest Break:\u00c2\u00a0Sheyan \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dipso\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Patel<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Fred Dagg Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Most Perverse Use Of Footwear:\u00c2\u00a0Hadleigh\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sir Dick\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Churchill<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Captain Cook Award -\u00c2\u00a0Most Miles Travelled:\u00c2\u00a0Sameer\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Papsmear\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Jolly<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Jimmy Page Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Solo Performance:\u00c2\u00a0Ed \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Don Juan\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Owen<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Greg Louganis Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Jumping In At The Deep End:\u00c2\u00a0Sunny \u00e2\u20ac\u0153KC\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Sahi<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Joe Lieberman Award -\u00c2\u00a0For Scoring Most Runs Against the Bashers:\u00c2\u00a0Andy\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tank\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00c2\u00a0Scott<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Aishwarya Rai Award &#8211; 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