{"id":19107,"date":"2023-05-25T15:50:03","date_gmt":"2023-05-25T07:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?p=19107"},"modified":"2023-05-25T15:50:03","modified_gmt":"2023-05-25T07:50:03","slug":"leisure-v-devils-may-21st","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/leisure-v-devils-may-21st\/","title":{"rendered":"Leisure v Devils May 21st"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Fisty Sparkles<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

From the diary of Fisty \u2018Ray Davies\u2019 Sparkles – penned on Sunday 21st May at 12.13am<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMouse took us to a club down in ol\u2019 Changning <\/p>

After eating lamb and drinking Bundi & Cola<\/p>

C-O-L-A, Cola<\/p>

Out of the shadows I was asked for a hug<\/p>

I asked for a name and in a pale brown voice they said \u201cFakey\u201d<\/p>

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fakey<\/p>

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fakey<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Well I\u2019m not the world\u2019s most physical guy<\/p>

But when he squeezed me tight he nearly broke my balls<\/p>

Oh, my Fakey<\/p>

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fakey<\/p>

Well I\u2019m not dumb but I can\u2019t understand<\/p>

How Bambi\u2019s here and he\u2019s stealing my lamb<\/p>

Oh, my Bambi<\/p>

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bambi<\/p>

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bambi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Well, we drank shit beer and talked all night<\/p>

Under 520 candle light<\/p>

Paps picked me up and sat me on his knee<\/p>

He said, \u201cDear boy, don\u2019t you miss Misty?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Well I\u2019m not the world\u2019s most passionate guy<\/p>

But when I looked in his eyes well I almost fell for Omega<\/p>

O-O-O-Omega<\/p>

O-O-O-Omega<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

I pushed him away<\/p>

I ordered a beer<\/p>

Put my head on the bar<\/p>

And wiped it around<\/p>

Then I was a glittery sparkly man<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Well that\u2019s the way that I want it to stay<\/p>

And I was so happy to see my President Cracker<\/p>

Cra-Cra-Cra-Cra-Craker<\/p>

He came from a conference very late<\/p>

After pretending to step in for Bob Horrocks<\/p>

Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Horrocks<\/p>

Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Horrocks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Well I\u2019d left home just hours before <\/p>

And I never seen big blokes before<\/p>

Rooty smiled and said \u201ccome on man<\/p>

\u201ccricket tomorrow – gotta make a plan\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Well I\u2019m not the world\u2019s most masculine man<\/p>

But I know what I am and I\u2019m glad that I am<\/p>

A Basher<\/p>

Ba-Ba-Ba-Basher\u00a0<\/p>

Ba-Ba-Ba-Basher\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Weapon of Mass Intoxication<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

From the diary of Decision \u2018Lou\u2019 Review \u2018Reed\u2019 System – penned on Sunday 21st May at 11.36pm<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFisty came from Beijing P-E-K<\/p>

Made his way across the Middle K<\/p>

Dreamt of getting off the mark<\/p>

Leisure\u2019s Sensation didn\u2019t have that spark<\/p>

I said \u201cHey Fisty, take a walk on the wild side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey Cymbals, take a walk on the wild side\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Lambshank came in from Suzhou<\/p>

Picked as 12th man, looking for a show<\/p>

Thank fuck Omega had the shits<\/p>

Lamby bowled them like the blitz<\/p>

I said \u201cHey Lamb, stay away from the wide side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey Shanky, stay away from the wide side\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Papsmear was fielding at cover <\/p>

Wanted two slips for the final over<\/p>

Insisted on opening the batting <\/p>

A quick 30 – fuck the captain<\/p>

I said \u201cHey Paps, take a walk on the leg side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey Smears, take a walk on the leg side\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Fake News was very late <\/p>

Someone said he had to masterbate<\/p>

Turns out he needed a poo<\/p>

His bowling was quite shit too<\/p>

I said \u201cHey Fakey, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey Fakey, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Fling came so chilled out<\/p>

MVP – he worked it out<\/p>

Rooty got a couple of wickets<\/p>

A slow 20 – got his train tickets<\/p>

I said \u201cHey boys, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey boys, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Birdy had been practising<\/p>

That run-up was looking clean<\/p>

But it never came to fruition<\/p>

Birdy and hope had a collision<\/p>

I said \u201cHey Birdy, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey Birdy, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Cracker came with intent on the day<\/p>

Had a barney with the missus before play<\/p>

Dropped two sitters in the field <\/p>

Batting really wasn\u2019t his deal<\/p>

I said \u201cHey Cracker, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey Cracker, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Clam then came to the crease<\/p>

LBW to the waistline seam<\/p>

Korean kept well –  faced a ball<\/p>

Dealt with the last running call<\/p>

I said \u201cHey dudes, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey dudes, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

As captain I took the first over<\/p>

Bowled alright despite my cover<\/p>

Saved myself for the last run<\/p>

\u201cWinners are grinners\u201d says my mum<\/p>

I said \u201cHey Bashers, take a walk on the wide side\u201d<\/p>

Said \u201cHey Bashers, take a walk on the wide side\u201d\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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