Water<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.\u201d. \u2015 Bruce Lee <\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n The Bashers have their own Kung Fu master in Paps<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Butter<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n “There was an Old Person of Prague, Juggler<\/strong> butters his bread both sides, opens the batting, opens the bowling, that way ensuring his toast always lands butter side up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Egg <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhen sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.\u201d\u2014 Mitt Romney<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n I\u2019m not saying Focus<\/strong> looks like an egg but he did score 0 without facing a ball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sugar<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI love to eat – Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day\u201d \u2014 Kim Kardashian<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n Fling<\/strong>, sweet as bro!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Salt <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI want to express my deepest apology to the athletes, the people of Salt Lake City in Utah and the millions of citizens worldwide who love and respect the games. \u201c \u2014 Juan Antonio Samaranch<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n We know Bambi<\/strong> is a massive wounder so why not rub some salt in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Herbs<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThe more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall.\u201d \u2014 Bob Marley<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n The more U-Turn<\/strong> bowls, the more hot dogs fall<\/p>\n\n\n\n Spice<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWe were the Spice Boys.\u201d \u2014 George Harrison<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n Suka<\/strong> – Scary Spice himself<\/p>\n\n\n\n Flour<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThis flour of wifly patience.\u201d \u2014 Geoffrey Chaucer<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n Omega<\/strong>. Plain, white, powdery<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yeast<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cEnthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars. Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes, the swing in your gait. The grip of your hand, the irresistible surge of will and energy to execute your ideas.\u201d \u2014 Henry Ford<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n Start low and stay low Pope<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Egg Wash <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMy sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.\u201d \u2014 Tracy Morgan<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n Covid20<\/strong> is the nice shiny crust<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sesame Seeds<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGetting a degree, being on Sesame Street… those were like real accomplishments to me.\u201d \u2014 Chaka Khan<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n Duke<\/strong> living the dream, acing exams, getting roofied by the chicks and smashing jugs with the Bashers<\/p>\n\n\n\n Add all ingredients into a pitch and mix well. 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Who was suddenly seized with the plague;
But they gave him some butter,
which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.” \u2014 Edward Lear<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\nMethod<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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