{"id":17385,"date":"2019-08-12T16:13:46","date_gmt":"2019-08-12T08:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?p=17385"},"modified":"2019-08-13T11:07:50","modified_gmt":"2019-08-13T03:07:50","slug":"2019-rwc-shirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/2019-rwc-shirts\/","title":{"rendered":"2019 RWC Shirts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Just in time for the Rugby World Cup in Japan we present a limited time offer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>IMPORTANT: SIZE CHART HAS BEEN UPDATED Please double check.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2019-Rugby-Shirt03.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"410\" src=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2019-Rugby-Shirt03-1024x410.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2019-Rugby-Shirt03-1024x410.png 1024w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2019-Rugby-Shirt03-300x120.png 300w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2019-Rugby-Shirt03-768x307.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>What you need to do:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Find your size(s) on the chart below. (UPDATED!)<\/li><li>Pick a two digit number (or I&#8217;ll pick it for you based on where I think you should play on a rugby field &#8211; i.e. reserve prop)<\/li><li>Put all the above in a comment below.<\/li><li>Send some money to Birdshit<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Prices:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li> 160rmb\/shirt (&#8220;S&#8221; and above)<\/li><li>120rmb for kids sizes (&#8220;XS&#8221; and below)<\/li><li>SPECIAL OFFER: 1 Shirt plus entry to <a href=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/2019-rwc-sweepstakes\/\">RWC Sweepstakes<\/a> for just 250rmb<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/V-Neck-Size-Diagram-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/V-Neck-Size-Diagram-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/V-Neck-Size-Diagram-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/V-Neck-Size-Diagram-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/V-Neck-Size-Diagram-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/V-Neck-Size-Diagram.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"969\" src=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Rugby-Shirt-Size-Chart-03-1024x969.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Rugby-Shirt-Size-Chart-03-1024x969.png 1024w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Rugby-Shirt-Size-Chart-03-300x284.png 300w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Rugby-Shirt-Size-Chart-03-768x727.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Which position are you?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>In case you&#8217;re not familiar with rugby numbers here&#8217;s a primer along with some cricketing roles which might best match up with them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1  Loosehead Prop<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>First to arrive at the after-match function and last to leave (unless escorted out). Should be at least a 2XL. Opening bat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2 Hooker<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Fairly self explanatory. Wicket keeper, hits only to the on side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3 Tighthead Prop<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Spends a lot of time at the gym. Still basically circular in shape. Carefully watching the esky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4 Lock<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Tall timber. Likes reaching between other blokes legs. Fast bowler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5 Lock<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>See above. Surprisingly smarter than he looks. Bats with windmill action, bowls almost exclusively No-Balls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">6 Blindside Flanker<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Toughest bastard on the field. If he ran into a Shanghai Taxi, the taxi would sustain more damage. 6 and out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">7 Openside Flanker<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Filthy thief. Always seems to be there. Fields at silly mid on, also in the covers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">8 Number 8<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Likes to push from behind. Allrounder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">9 Halfback<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Smallest on the park. Never shuts up. First slip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">10 Flyhalf\/First Five Eighth<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Runs, Passes, Kicks, possibly the best looking, gets all the girls. Bats first drop, bowls the super over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">11 Left Wing<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Fast (think Forrest Gump). Fields on the boundary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">12 Inside Centre\/Second Five Eighth<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Runs straight at other blokes. Sometimes shoulders wider than he is tall. Brings on the drinks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">13 Outside Centre<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Organises the defence. Good at finding gaps. Good batting partner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">14 Right Wing<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Runs in straight lines and circles. Quick twos and threes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">15 Fullback<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Last line of defence. Bats 11.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">16 Reserve Hooker<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Not an enviable situation to be in. Bowls into the wind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">17 Reserve Prop<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Probably scrums both sides so both ears are mush. Physically very stable but mentally unpredictable. Golden duck or a quick 20.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">18 Reserve Prop<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Solid bugger. Keeps hitting it straight to the same fielder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">19 Reserve Lock<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Probably missing a few teeth. Runs in from the boundary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">20 Reserve Loosie<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Not to be trusted to look after your keys or wallet. Good for an occasional wicket off a shit ball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">21 Reserve Halfback<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Just when you thought you&#8217;d gotten rid of the most annoying prick along comes this little arsehole. Wants to bat higher up the order.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">22 Reserve Back<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>A lot of fans are sure he&#8217;s better than the guy starting. Leg spinner, bats at the death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">23 Reserve Back<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Scared of the big ugly guys.  Reserve fielder.<\/p>\n\n\n<p>Take your pick<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for the Rugby World Cup in Japan we present a limited time offer. IMPORTANT: SIZE CHART HAS BEEN UPDATED Please double check. What you need to do: Find your size(s) on the chart below. (UPDATED!) 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