{"id":10118,"date":"2013-03-11T14:04:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T06:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?p=10118"},"modified":"2013-03-12T13:44:42","modified_gmt":"2013-03-12T05:44:42","slug":"basher-barbarians-gaelic-football-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/basher-barbarians-gaelic-football-competition\/","title":{"rendered":"Basher Barbarians &#8211; Gaelic Football Competition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Basher Barbarians\u2026<\/p>\n<p>The Cause<br \/>\n&#8211; The Shanghai Gaelic Football Club\u2019s inaugural World Cup<\/p>\n<p>The Venue<br \/>\n&#8211; SRFC in Waigaoqiao<\/p>\n<p>Pitch Report<br \/>\n&#8211; A football sized field with a weird combination of football goal and rugby posts<\/p>\n<p>Weather Report<br \/>\n&#8211; A sizzling 31 degree sunshine, with an unusually low PM2.5 reading of merely \u2018unhealthy\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The Squad:<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tom \u2018Latex\u2019 Ash*<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Phil \u2018Filthy\u2019 Mildenhall<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Steve \u2018Tantric\u2019 Bradley<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sam \u2018Swahili\u2019 Finnerty<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ben \u2018Pope\u2019 Collins<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kaylan \u2018SiNbAd\u2019 DSilva<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sean \u2018The Korean\u2019 Malcon<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Paul \u2018Shrek\u2019 Turner<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Denzyl \u2018Cranky\u2019 Allwright<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Norm \u2018Stormin\u2019 Lau<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mike \u2018Tubby\u2019 Hall<\/p>\n<p>Guest Appearances from:<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Amogh Kashyap<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The Craic<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fister<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hans Solo<\/p>\n<p>Unseasonally fine weather greeted our bunch of merry men as we descended upon the Camel for the first team outing to the SRFC, and you could feel the nerves and cut the tension as we boarded the bus.<\/p>\n<p>It was really happening \u2013 after much cajoling and pressure from Mrs. Stats the Bashers Barbarians had emerged to compete in the inaugural Shanghai Gaelic Football competition.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130309_43871.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10126\" alt=\"20130309_43871\" src=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130309_43871-300x199.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130309_43871-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130309_43871.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Arriving at the ground with a solid hour before the first game, we were introduced to our three ringers for the day \u2013 Fister, Craic and Hans Solo \u2013 who took a gentle training session to teach these fine specimens the finer details of Gaelic Football (soloing, fisting, points and goals etc) before heading into the first game in the Group of Death \u2013 Australia (represented by the Aussie Rules boys), Ireland (represented by fellas who have played all their lives), China (represented by several members of the Gaelic Clubs A team, plus some handy ringers) and USA (represented by the Suzhou Gaelic Football Club).<\/p>\n<p>Unsurprisingly, the Bashers were unable to secure a victory \u2013 however \u2013 not once did we disgrace ourselves. We scored in every game, improved with every minute, and were within 30 seconds of causing a huge upset in our final game against Australia.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130309_437923.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10128\" alt=\"20130309_437923\" src=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130309_437923-199x300.jpg\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130309_437923-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130309_437923.jpg 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Herculean efforts from one and all, with some highlights including:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tubby being threatened with a red card from the ref;<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Filthy almost starting a fight against a member of the China team;<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Amogh bouncing off an Irish player,<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Plenty bouncing off Big Norm up front;<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sinbad scoring for the first time since his arrival in Shanghai.<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Latex taking control of the defensive efforts<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tantric &amp; Pope covering every blade of grass<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Swahili conceding a penalty<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cranky mentally disintegrating the Aussie to be able to save the penalty<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shrek being there<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Korean turning 40<\/p>\n<p>Despite finishing a respectable 8<sup>th<\/sup> (out of 8), the Bashers were able to retire to the bar at the end of the day with aching legs with pride intact \u2013 we looked the part, we drank the part, and \u2013 as always \u2013 we won the hearts and minds of the Irish Expatriate community.<\/p>\n<p>Special mentions:<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Despite playing a game that is basically exactly the same \u2013 Australia finished 7<sup>th<br \/>\n<\/sup>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Despite fielding a team that had never played before \u2013 England won the competition<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 As usual Geishas Galore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Basher Barbarians\u2026 The Cause &#8211; The Shanghai Gaelic Football Club\u2019s inaugural World Cup The Venue &#8211; SRFC in Waigaoqiao Pitch Report &#8211; A football sized field with a weird combination of football goal and rugby posts Weather Report &#8211; A sizzling 31 degree sunshine, with an unusually low PM2.5 reading of merely \u2018unhealthy\u2019 The Squad: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":49,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[137,455,313,38,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geishas","category-lumberjack","category-other-sports","category-soc","category-tours"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/49"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10118"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10127,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118\/revisions\/10127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}