{"id":9453,"date":"2012-11-05T15:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T07:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=9453"},"modified":"2014-10-21T17:40:13","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T09:40:13","slug":"2012-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2012-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2012 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As Presented amid copious glamour at Chiang Mai Restaurant on Friday 2 November 2012<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jessica Rabbit for I&#8217;m Not a Bunny Award<br \/>\n<strong>Andy &#8220;Tank&#8221; Scott\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Al Capone Award for Tax Evasion<br \/>\n<strong>Chris &#8220;Pam&#8221; Jennings<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Patrick Swayze Award for Ruling the Dancefloor<br \/>\n<strong>Manoj &#8220;\u00e0\u00a0Trois&#8221;\u009d Zalpuri<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mother Theresa&#8217;s Nasty Award for Tightening Up<br \/>\n<strong>Dean &#8220;Loose&#8221; Lapthorne<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jane Fonda Award for Overtraining<br \/>\n<strong>Thisura &#8220;Dot&#8221; Wijepala<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Lindsay Lohan Award for Repeat Offender<br \/>\n<strong>Andrew &#8220;Pitstop&#8221; Yee<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">George Martin Award for Use of Tape<br \/>\n<strong>Mal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Kaylan &#8220;Sinbad&#8221; D&#8217;Silva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Denny Crane Award for Ineffectual Figurehead<br \/>\n<strong>Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221; deSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">China Eastern Award for Punctuality<br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl &#8220;Cranky&#8221; Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fernand Petiot Award for Relentless Hangover Cure Research<br \/>\n<strong>Stephen &#8220;Tantric&#8221; Bradley<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark Waugh Award for Letting Big Brother Win<br \/>\n<strong>Aaron &#8220;Billy&#8221; D&#8217;Silva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jack &#8220;Dags&#8221; Sheppard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">King Ludwig II Award for Protecting The Castle<br \/>\n<strong>Mei &#8220;Sharapova&#8221; ChunHua<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fletcher Christian Award for Mutiny<br \/>\n<strong>Richard &#8220;Parrot&#8221; Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Marty McFly Award for Hi Tech Footwear<br \/>\n<strong>Miles &#8220;The Gear&#8221; Wilson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mentos Award for Having a Better Use Than Intended Purpose<br \/>\n<strong>Oli &#8220;Hustler&#8221; Wilson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Norman &#8220;Mouse&#8221; Lau<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Alan Shepard Award for Splashdowns<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Post Op&#8221; Baker<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Liberace Award for Going Over The Top<br \/>\n<strong>Ben &#8220;Pope Benedict CXCVI&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fidel Castro Award for Upsetting the Anti-Basher<br \/>\n<strong>Phil &#8220;Filthy&#8221; Mildenhall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing<br \/>\n<strong>Matt &#8220;Prick&#8221; Nettle<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Harry Houdini Award for Most Missed Fines<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment<br \/>\n<strong>Darren &#8220;Dazzler&#8221; Manning<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Samson Award for Loss of Mojo<br \/>\n<strong>Mike &#8220;Tubby&#8221; Hall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Quade Cooper Award for Choking<br \/>\n<strong>John &#8220;Inquisition&#8221; L&#8217;Epagniol<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Michael Holding Award for Playing With a Broken Wing<br \/>\n<strong>Nick &#8220;Chitty&#8221; Bangs<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays<br \/>\n<strong>Sean &#8220;Korean&#8221; Malcon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">George Lazenby Award for Stepping Aside<br \/>\n<strong>Travis &#8220;Swoop&#8221; Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Michael Jackson Award for Performing Better with Family Present<br \/>\n<strong>Glen &#8220;Growler&#8221; Rowell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jayne Mansfield Award for Use of Breasts<br \/>\n<strong>Gary &#8220;Pothole&#8221; Dubberley<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Lance Armstrong Award for Suspected Roid Abuse<br \/>\n<strong>Jimmy &#8220;Bugs&#8221; MacLeod<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jack Torrence Award for All Work and No Play<br \/>\n<strong>Tim &#8220;Tiny&#8221; O&#8217;Connell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jimmy Page Award for Best Solo Performance<br \/>\n<strong>Tom &#8220;Latex&#8221; Ash<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to the Porn Industry<br \/>\n<strong>Simon &#8220;Genghis&#8221; Pendergast<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Elton John Award for Having Parties We&#8217;re Not Invited To<br \/>\n<strong>Chris &#8220;Puberty&#8221; Douglas<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Prince Harry\/Kate Middleton Award for Losing His Clothes<br \/>\n<strong>Sam &#8220;Swahili&#8221; Finnerty<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Barney Gumble Award for Problem Drinking<br \/>\n<strong>Oliver &#8220;Stats&#8221; Austin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With An Injured Appendage<br \/>\n<strong>Paul &#8220;Woodstock&#8221; Howard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved<br \/>\n<strong>Ali &#8220;Mule&#8221; Mann<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nadia Com\u0103neci\u00a0Award for Gymnastic Performance<br \/>\n<strong>Tony &#8220;Bada Bing&#8221; Finocchiaro<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Spanner&#8221; O&#8217;Brien<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Roger Federer Award for Best Website Returns<br \/>\n<strong>Mark &#8220;Shitshoes&#8221; Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Lorenzo Dominic LaValle Award for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jon &#8220;&#8216;Og&#8221; Radford<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Simpson Award for Sledging<br \/>\n<strong>Kevin &#8220;Cassius&#8221; Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Neal &#8220;Birdshit&#8221; Watkins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Julia Childs Award for Catering<br \/>\n<strong>Alessandro &#8220;The Jaguar&#8221; Pezzani<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed<br \/>\n<strong>Richard &#8220;Parrot&#8221; Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mrs Doubtfire Award for Baby-Sitting<br \/>\n<strong>Cristina &#8220;Mrs Cranky&#8221; Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geisha of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jackie &#8220;Smoochie&#8221; Lindsen<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration<br \/>\n<strong>Bashers Leisure<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Dean &#8220;Loose Unit&#8221; Lapthorne<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Post Op&#8221; Baker<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Qin Shi Huang Award for Leisure Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Paul &#8220;Woodstock&#8221; Howard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Kaylan &#8220;Sinbad&#8221; D&#8217;Silva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Manoj &#8220;\u00e0\u00a0Trois&#8221;\u009d Zalpuri<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure All-Rounder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Travis &#8220;Swoop&#8221; Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jon &#8220;&#8216;Og&#8221; Radford<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mike &#8220;Tubby&#8221; Hall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Nick &#8220;Chitty&#8221; Bangs<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Captain&#8217;s Award for Player of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl &#8220;Cranky&#8221; Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">President&#8217;s Award for Basher of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Tom &#8220;Latex&#8221; Ash<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bashers Legend<br \/>\n<strong>Andy &#8220;Tank&#8221; 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