{"id":7050,"date":"2011-12-20T14:19:42","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T06:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=7050"},"modified":"2014-10-21T16:13:28","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T08:13:28","slug":"2011-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2011-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2011 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Carlos Tevez Award for Constant Bitching About Playing<br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl &#8220;Cranky&#8221; Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Phil &#8220;Filthy&#8221;\u009d Mildenhall\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Gary Glitter Kid&#8217;s Choice Award<br \/>\n<strong>Paul &#8220;Woodstock&#8221; Howard\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance<br \/>\n<strong>SAS Craig\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Queen Elizabeth II Award for Protocol<br \/>\n<strong>Rafi &#8220;Twiggy&#8221; Hussain<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Timothy Leary Award for Being Out of it Before His Time<br \/>\n<strong>Chisamba &#8220;Kitbag&#8221;\u009d Mayondi<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Tsar Peter The Great Award for Conquering the Russian People<br \/>\n<strong>Pat &#8220;The Dog&#8221;\u009d Savina<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Stephen Donald Award for Answering His Phone &amp; Unexpected Heroism<br \/>\n<strong>Clayton &#8220;Call Girl&#8221; Van der Ross\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Thich Quang Duc Memorial Award for Not Combusting During RWC<br \/>\n<strong>Sam &#8220;Swahili&#8221;\u009d Finnerty<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Grace Kelly Award for Elegant Stroke Play<br \/>\n<strong>Andrew &#8220;Pitstop&#8221; Yee\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Blaise Pascal Award for Performing Under Pressure<br \/>\n<strong>Benjamin &#8220;Conan&#8221;\u009d Parris\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Justyn &#8220;Scooby&#8221;\u009d Field\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Greta Garbo Award for Great Legs<br \/>\n<strong>Darren &#8220;Dazzler&#8221;\u009d Manning\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">CCTV5 Award for Live Coverage of International Sports<br \/>\n<strong>Glen &#8220;Growler&#8221;\u009d Rowell\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">George Dubya Bush Award for Clueless President Elected In a Dodgy Vote<br \/>\n<strong>Oliver &#8220;Stats&#8221; Austin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">George Dubya Bush &#8220;Mission Accomplished&#8221;\u009d Award<br \/>\n<strong>Sheyan &#8220;Dipso&#8221; Patel\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Henri Paul Award for Sober Driving<br \/>\n<strong>Mal &#8220;Omega&#8221;\u009d Collins\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Sabrina &#8220;Billy&#8217;s Mama&#8221; D&#8217;Silva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Roger Federer Award for Web Returns<br \/>\n<strong>Andy &#8220;Tank&#8221; Scott\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Imelda Marcos Award for Footwear Violations<br \/>\n<strong>Mark &#8220;Shit Shoes&#8221;\u009d Henwood\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">The Fellowship of the Ring Award for Protection of the Precious<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With An Injured Appendage<br \/>\n<strong>Jack &#8220;Dags&#8221;\u009d Sheppard\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Dorothy Draper Award for Interior Decoration<br \/>\n<strong>Hadleigh &#8220;Sir Dick&#8221; Churchill<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Charlie Sheen Award for Not Letting His Job Get In The Way Of A Good Time<br \/>\n<strong>Jimmy &#8220;Bugs&#8221; McLeod\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Quade Cooper Award for Choking<br \/>\n<strong>Kaylan &#8220;Sinbad&#8221; D&#8217;Silva\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Anders Behring Breivik Award for Completely Losing Control<br \/>\n<strong>Paul &#8220;Woodstock&#8221;\u009d Howard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Christopher Reeve Award for Not Walking<br \/>\n<strong>Rakesh &#8220;Rock&#8221; Kumar<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Papa Johns Award for Arriving Pre-Heated<br \/>\n<strong>John &#8220;Inquisition&#8221; L&#8217;Epagniol\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Issac Newton Award for Experiments with Gravity<br \/>\n<strong>Chris &#8220;Puberty&#8221; Douglas<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Federazione Italiana Giuoco Calcio Special Award\u00c2\u00a0for\u00c2\u00a0Being Prone<br \/>\n<strong>Dave &#8220;Oscar&#8221;\u009d Rosenthal\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pippa Middleton Award for a Tight Arse<br \/>\n<strong>Kevin &#8220;Cassius&#8221; Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration<br \/>\n<strong>Phil &#8220;Filthy&#8221;\u009d Mildenhall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle<br \/>\n<strong>Sean &#8220;Korean&#8221;\u009d Malcon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geoff Hurst Award for Hat-Trick Hero<br \/>\n<strong>Channa &#8220;Made In&#8221;\u009d Phillip<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">China Eastern Award for Punctuality<br \/>\n<strong>Richard &#8220;Parrot&#8221;\u009d Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Max Factor Man of the Year for Application of Rouge<br \/>\n<strong>Herb &#8220;Ganja&#8221; Chow\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Harry Houdini Award for Most Missed Fines<br \/>\n<strong>Manoj &#8220;a trois&#8221;\u009d Zalpuri<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to The Porn Industry<br \/>\n<strong>Tom &#8220;Latex&#8221;\u009d Ash\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays<br \/>\n<strong>Travis &#8220;Swoop&#8221;\u009d Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy<br \/>\n<strong>Neal &#8220;Birdshit&#8221;\u009d Watkins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fidel Castro Award for Upsetting the Anti-Basher<br \/>\n<strong>Jack &#8220;Dags&#8221;\u009d Sheppard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi<br \/>\n<strong>Ainsley &#8220;Pusher&#8221;\u009d Mann<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment<br \/>\n<strong>Shaun &#8220;Golden Shears&#8221;\u009d Lear<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing<br \/>\n<strong>Tim &#8220;Tiny&#8221; O&#8217;Connell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Lucy &#8220;Loose&#8221;\u009d Loosington<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jimmy Page Award for Best Solo performance<br \/>\n<strong>Norman &#8220;Mouse&#8221;\u009d Lau<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Agung &#8220;Hot Lava&#8221;\u009d Mann<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Giulia Sarkozy Award for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mei &#8220;Sharapova&#8221;\u009d Chun Hua<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Alessandro Pezzani Award\u00c2\u00a0for Best Dressed<br \/>\n<strong>Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221;\u009d DeSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Simpson Award for Sledging<br \/>\n<strong>Mike &#8220;Tubby&#8221;\u009d Hall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved<br \/>\n<strong>Gary &#8220;Pothole&#8221;\u009d Dubberley<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geisha of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jenny &#8220;Inky&#8221; 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