{"id":2209,"date":"2009-11-29T17:11:53","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T09:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=2209"},"modified":"2014-10-21T17:47:22","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T09:47:22","slug":"2009-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2009-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2009 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As bestowed over lamb and nan at Yakexi Xinjiang restaurant on 27 November 2009.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Barack Obama Award for Least Memorable Victory Speech<br \/>\n<strong> Mal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Denny Crane Award for Most Ineffectual Figurehead<br \/>\n<strong> Denzyl &#8220;Brokeback&#8221; Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rossco P. Coltrane Award for Hottest Pursuit<br \/>\n<strong> Dave &#8220;MVP&#8221; Silverman<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance<br \/>\n<strong> Neal &#8220;Birdshit&#8221; Watkins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Kerry Packer Award for Pyjama Cricket &amp; Marvelous Commentary<br \/>\n<strong> Richard &#8220;Parrot&#8221; Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy<br \/>\n<strong> John &#8220;Inquisition&#8221; L&#8217;Epagniol<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Patch Adams Award for Putting Bashing Before Health<br \/>\n<strong> Dean &#8220;Loose Bowels&#8221; Lapthorne<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nostradamus Award for Predicting the Past<br \/>\n<strong> Channa &#8220;Made In&#8221; Phillip<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Michael Crawford Award for Best Performance as the Phantom<br \/>\n<strong> Sunny &#8220;KC&#8221; Sahi<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Lady Godiva Award for Inability to dress himself<br \/>\n<strong> Navin &#8220;Symbol&#8221; Saxena<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">China Eastern Award for Punctuality<br \/>\n<strong> Rakesh &#8220;Rock&#8221; Kumar<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">King Ludwig II Award for Protecting his castle<br \/>\n<strong> Oliver &#8220;Stats&#8221; Austin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fernand Petiot Award for Relentless Hangover Cure Research<br \/>\n<strong> Dave &#8220;Oscar&#8221; Rosenthal<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Florence nightingale Award for Best Use of Band-Aids<br \/>\n<strong> Ainsley &#8220;Pusher&#8221; Mann<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing<br \/>\n<strong> Andy &#8220;Tank&#8221; Scott<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Victoria&#8217;s Secret Award for Best Lingerie<br \/>\n<strong> Sameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Tenzing Norgay Award for Carrying Other People&#8217;s kit<br \/>\n<strong> Hadleigh &#8220;Sir Dick&#8221; Churchill<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Edmund Hillary Award for Letting others carry his kit<br \/>\n<strong> Kevin &#8220;Cassius&#8221; Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Willy Nelson Award for Most Fines<br \/>\n<strong> Hamish &#8220;Katie&#8221; Stevens<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Sam &#8220;Circus&#8221; White<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Elizabeth I Award for Abstinence<br \/>\n<strong> Evan &#8220;Divinyl&#8221; Goldbach<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">He KeXin Award for Flexibility<br \/>\n<strong> Ed &#8220;Don Juan&#8221; Owen<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fidel Castro Award for Most Upsetting the anti-basher<br \/>\n<strong> Sheyan &#8220;Dipso&#8221; Patel<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Paul &#8220;Woodstock&#8221; Howard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Galileo Galilei Award for Reaching for the Sky<br \/>\n<strong> Travis &#8220;Swoop&#8221; Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Award for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Jimmy &#8220;Bugs&#8221; McLeod<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Roger Federer Award for Best Website Returns<br \/>\n<strong> Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221; DeSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi<br \/>\n<strong> Sam &#8220;Swahili&#8221; Finnerty<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Simpson Award for Sledger of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Luke &#8220;Turtle&#8221; Benbow<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Usain Bolt Award for Best Victory Celebration<br \/>\n<strong> Phil &#8220;Filthy&#8221; &amp; Mia &#8220;Squeaky&#8221; Mildenhall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Hadleigh &#8220;Sir Dick&#8221; Churchill<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed<br \/>\n<strong> THE BASHERS!<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geisha of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Hannah &#8220;Lady Dick&#8221; Churchill<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Bowler of the year<br \/>\n<strong> Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221; DeSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Batsman of the year<br \/>\n<strong> Mal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Qin Shi Huang Award for Pleasure Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Ainsley &#8220;Pusher&#8221; Mann<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure All-rounder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Andy &#8220;Tank&#8221; Scott<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Oliver &#8220;Stats&#8221; Austin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> John &#8220;Inquisition&#8221; L&#8217;Epagniol<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Kevin &#8220;Cassius&#8221; Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Skipper&#8217;s Award for Player of the Year<br \/>\n<strong> Sameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">President&#8217;s Award for Basher of the Year<\/span><br \/>\nHamish &#8220;Katie&#8221; Stevens <\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Basher Legend<br \/>\n<strong>Neal &#8220;Birdshit&#8221; Watkins<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As bestowed over lamb and nan at Yakexi Xinjiang restaurant on 27 November 2009. Barack Obama Award for Least Memorable Victory Speech Mal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins Denny Crane Award for Most Ineffectual Figurehead Denzyl &#8220;Brokeback&#8221; Allwright Rossco P. Coltrane Award for Hottest Pursuit Dave &#8220;MVP&#8221; Silverman Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance Neal &#8220;Birdshit&#8221; Watkins [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":218,"menu_order":9,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2209","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2209"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12502,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2209\/revisions\/12502"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}