{"id":16866,"date":"2018-11-25T12:54:27","date_gmt":"2018-11-25T04:54:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=16866"},"modified":"2018-11-25T12:54:27","modified_gmt":"2018-11-25T04:54:27","slug":"2018-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2018-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2018 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Presented on November 24th at Cages.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Bashers-Family-2018.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16868 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Bashers-Family-2018-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Bashers-Family-2018-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Bashers-Family-2018-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Bashers-Family-2018-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Geoff Hurst Award for Hat Trick Hero<br \/>\nChristian &#8220;Richie\u2019s Raging Hard-on\u201d Williams<\/li>\n<li>Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Award for Life Coaching<br \/>\nMac &#8220;Scuba Steve\u201d Sanghvi<\/li>\n<li>John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing<br \/>\nPat &#8220;Messi&#8221; Wilkinson<\/li>\n<li>Timothy Leary Award for Tripping<br \/>\nVipul &#8220;Damascus&#8221; Jain<\/li>\n<li>Harry Houdini Award for Missed Fines<br \/>\nJames &#8220;Oddjob&#8221; Mahoney<\/li>\n<li>Winston Churchill Award for Best Speech<br \/>\nNorm &#8220;Mouse&#8221; Lau<\/li>\n<li>Spinal Tap Award for Excellence in Roadie Craft<br \/>\nAaron Feng \u201cWarcry&#8221; Yu<\/li>\n<li>Garry Kasparov Award for Strategising<br \/>\nChirag &#8220;Giraffe&#8221; Bhansali<\/li>\n<li>Jim Henson Award for Puppet Mastery<br \/>\nOliver &#8220;Tampon&#8221; Smith<\/li>\n<li>Hillary Clinton Award for Losing Presidency to an Absolute Moron<br \/>\nMal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins<\/li>\n<li>MacGyver Award for Invention of the Year<br \/>\nNeal &#8220;Birdshit&#8221; Watkins<\/li>\n<li>Marilyn Monroe Award for Photo of the Year<br \/>\nWilliam \u201cBhenchod\u201d Griffin<\/li>\n<li>Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance<br \/>\nAchal &#8220;Skid Row&#8221; Gurnani<\/li>\n<li>Issac Newton Award for Experiments with Gravity<br \/>\nSameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/li>\n<li>Alexis Carrington Colby Award for Fashion Crime<br \/>\nMatthew \u201cShipwrecked\u201d Filippa<\/li>\n<li>Oscar Goldman Award for Cybergenetic Enhancement<br \/>\nSean &#8220;The Ambassador&#8221; Jolly<\/li>\n<li>Dick Fosbury Award for Athletic Innovation<br \/>\nRyan &#8220;Fluffer&#8221; McLeod<\/li>\n<li>Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year<br \/>\nAdam &#8220;Spanner&#8221; O\u2018Brien<\/li>\n<li>Nicki Minaj Award for Mooseknuckle<br \/>\nImran &#8220;Hasina&#8221; Chowdhury<\/li>\n<li>Dweezil Zappa Award for Living up to their Bashers Name<br \/>\nAndrew &#8220;Hat&#8221; McCarthy<\/li>\n<li>Phar Lap Award for Endurance in Urinary Extravasation<br \/>\nShreyas &#8220;Tango&#8221; Achrekar<\/li>\n<li>Hawthorn Football Club Award for Missing Finals<br \/>\nTravis &#8220;Swoop&#8221; Weir<\/li>\n<li>Nina Kiu Tafadhali Nataka Bia Baridi<br \/>\nMark &#8220;Shit Shoes&#8221; Henwood<\/li>\n<li>Prince Henry Charles Albert David Award for Catch of the Year<br \/>\nSean &#8220;The Korean&#8221; Malcon<\/li>\n<li>Nikola Tesla Award for Seeing the Light<br \/>\nMatthew &#8220;Judy&#8221; O\u2019 Connor<\/li>\n<li>Betty White Award for Freshest Vagina<br \/>\nChris &#8220;Stingray&#8221; Garrick<\/li>\n<li>Forrest Gump Award for Beer Pong<br \/>\nRich &#8220;Nuts&#8221; Heslop<\/li>\n<li>Stormy Daniels Award for Boondoggle<br \/>\nSameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/li>\n<li>China Eastern Award for Punctuality<br \/>\nRichard &#8220;Parrot&#8221; Yates<\/li>\n<li>Earnest Shackleton Award for Boat Racing<br \/>\nRavi &#8220;Fake News&#8221; Singh<\/li>\n<li>Mark Waugh Award for Best Player in the Family<br \/>\nBen &#8220;Pope Benedict CXCVI\u201d Collins<\/li>\n<li>Su Shi Award for Calligraphy<br \/>\nMal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins<\/li>\n<li>King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle<br \/>\nNeal &#8220;Birdshit&#8221; Watkins<\/li>\n<li>The Phoebe Cates Award for Poolside Posing<br \/>\nJamie &#8220;Bambi&#8221; Boynton<\/li>\n<li>Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year<br \/>\nChristian &#8220;Richie\u2019s Raging Hard-on\u201d Williams<\/li>\n<li>Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed<br \/>\nGustav &#8220;Windy&#8221; Winkler<\/li>\n<li>Jimmy Saville Award for Television You Don\u2019t Want Your Kids Watching<br \/>\nAli &#8220;Fruitbox&#8221; Brown<\/li>\n<li>Jane Fonda Award for Fitness<br \/>\nOwen &#8220;Fisty Cymbals&#8221; Voice<\/li>\n<li>Owen \u201cFisty Cymbals\u201d Voice Award for All Run Four<br \/>\nJulian \u201cSensation\u201d Wilson<\/li>\n<li>Prince Louis Arthur Charles Award for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\nJulian &#8220;Sensation&#8221; Wilson<\/li>\n<li>Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved<br \/>\nTucker\u2019s Bat<\/li>\n<li>Long Dong Silver Award for Big Feet<br \/>\nAlastair &#8220;Square Root\u201d Darby<\/li>\n<li>Geisha of the Year<br \/>\nCatherine &#8220;Rooted&#8221; Diamond<\/li>\n<li>Business Bowler of the Year<br \/>\nSameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/li>\n<li>Business Batter of the Year<br \/>\nShreyas &#8220;Tango&#8221; Achrekar<\/li>\n<li>Business All Rounder of the Year<br \/>\nMatthew &#8220;Judy&#8221; O\u2019Connor<\/li>\n<li>Pleasure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\nAchal &#8220;Skid Row&#8221; 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Geoff Hurst Award for Hat Trick Hero Christian &#8220;Richie\u2019s Raging Hard-on\u201d Williams Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Award for Life Coaching Mac &#8220;Scuba Steve\u201d Sanghvi John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing Pat &#8220;Messi&#8221; Wilkinson Timothy Leary Award for Tripping Vipul &#8220;Damascus&#8221; Jain Harry Houdini Award for Missed Fines James &#8220;Oddjob&#8221; Mahoney [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":218,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-16866","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16866"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16869,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16866\/revisions\/16869"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}