{"id":16002,"date":"2017-11-25T20:00:13","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T12:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=16002"},"modified":"2017-11-25T04:06:25","modified_gmt":"2017-11-24T20:06:25","slug":"2017-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2017-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2017 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Presented at the Member&#8217;s End on Saturday 25 November.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Geoff Hurst Award for Hat-Trick Hero<br \/>\n<strong>Bashers T20 A<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>John \u201cInquisition\u201d L\u2019Epagniol<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Mei Collins Award for Best Player in Their Family<br \/>\n<strong>Gary \u201cAngel\u201d Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Where\u2019s Wally Award for Going Missing in Action<br \/>\n<strong>Kevin \u201cCassius\u201d Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Prince Henry Charles Albert David Award for Catch of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mark \u201cSilver Bullet\u201d Kennedy<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Pushmi-Pullyu Award for Top and Tailing<br \/>\n<strong>Aaron Feng \u201cWarcry\u201d\u00a0Yu<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Betty Ford Award for Falling off the Wagon<br \/>\n<strong>Mark \u201cShit Shoes\u201d Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Greg Louganis Award for Diving<br \/>\n<strong>Gustav \u201cWindy\u201d Winkler<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Sam \u201cMayday\u201d Malone Award for Propping Up the Bar<br \/>\n<strong>William \u201cBhenchod\u201d Griffin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>DNC Award for Leaking<br \/>\n<strong>Tyron \u201cStroker\u201d Olckers<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Stephen Paddock Award for Shooting his Load<br \/>\n<strong>Sean \u201cThe Ambassador\u201d Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Shamu the Whale Award\u00a0for Excelling in an Artificial Environment<br \/>\n<strong>Vignesh \u201cSwiper\u201d Viswanath<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Little Mermaid Award for Raindancing<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer \u201cPaps\u201d Jolly &amp; Tristan \u201cRash\u201d Edmondson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Bernie Madoff Award for Financial Impropriety<br \/>\n<strong>Richard \u201cParrot\u201d Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Montgomery Burns Award for Soft Bones<br \/>\n<strong>Adam \u201cSpanner\u201d O\u2018Brien<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Steve Bannon Award for Leading Bashers Astray<br \/>\n<strong>Norman \u201cMouse\u201d Lau<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>George Banks Award for Providing Employment for Our President<\/li>\n<li><strong>Sean \u201cThe Korean\u201d Malcon<\/strong><br \/>\nYogi Berra Award for Quote of the Year<\/li>\n<li><strong>Hadleigh \u201cSir Dick\u201d Churchill \u201cI&#8217;m struggling to get my lady dick out.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Reverend Lovejoy Awardfor Dedication on Sundays<br \/>\n<strong>Oliver \u201cTampon\u201d Smith<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Lady Godiva Award for Inability to Dress Himself<br \/>\n<strong>Shreyas \u201cTango\u201d Achrekar<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Kieth Richards Award for Superhuman Tolerance<br \/>\n<strong>Pat \u201cMessi\u201d Wilkinson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Andy DuFresne Award for Doing Time<br \/>\n<strong>Jamie \u201cBambi\u201d Boynton<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Winston Churchill Award for Best Speech<br \/>\n<strong>Andrew \u201cThe Chancellor\u201d Dewar<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Award for Life Coaching<br \/>\n<strong>Desmond \u201cLong Dong\u201d deSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy<br \/>\n<strong>Alastair \u201cSquare Root\u201d Darby<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Ben Affleck Award for A Bad Bat<br \/>\n<strong>Ben \u201cTucker\u201d Avery<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Prince Charles Award for Understudy<br \/>\n<strong>Tristan \u201cRash\u201d Edmondson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Sun Tzu Award for Coaching<br \/>\n<strong>Mei \u201cSharapova\u201d Chunhua<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing<br \/>\n<strong>Ben \u201cPope Benedict CXCVI\u201d Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment<br \/>\n<strong>Ryan \u201cFluffer\u201d McLeod<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Nina Kiu Tafadhali Nataka Bia Baridi<br \/>\n<strong>Adam \u201cJuice\u201d Woltanski<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle<br \/>\n<strong>Owen \u201cFisty Cymbals\u201d Voice<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch<br \/>\n<strong>Mal \u201cOmega\u201d Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Toyota Prius Award for Energy Efficiency<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer \u201cPaps\u201d Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Hawthorn Football Club Award for Missing Finals<br \/>\n<strong>Travis \u201cSwoop\u201d Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Marilyn Monroe Award for Photo of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Achal \u201cSkid Row\u201d Gurnani<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Judge Judy Award for Fines Master of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Rich \u201cNuts\u201d Heslop<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Funk &amp; Wagnalls Award for Word of the year<br \/>\n<strong>Alex \u201cFruitbox\u201d Brown \u201cShuiball\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Buster Keaton Award for Performance Arts<br \/>\n<strong>Christian \u201cRichie\u2019s Raging Hard-on\u201d Williams<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed<br \/>\n<strong>Mark \u201cShit Shoes\u201d Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mal \u201cOmega\u201d Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration<br \/>\n<strong>Alex \u201cFruitbox\u201d Brown<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Bart Simpson Award for Sledger of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Neal \u201cBirdshit\u201d Watkins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr. Award for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>William \u201cBhenchod\u201d Griffin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Geisha of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Garbo \u201cJandels\u201d Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Business Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Alastair \u201cSquare Root\u201d Darby<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Business Batter of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Gary \u201cAngel\u201d Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Leisure Batter of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Richard \u201cParrot\u201d Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Leisure All-Rounder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Alex \u201cFruitbox\u201d Brown<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Leisure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer \u201cPaps\u201d Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Pleasure All-Rounder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Ryan \u201cFluffer\u201d McLeod<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Pleasure Batter of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Shreyas \u201cTango\u201d Achrekar<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Pleasure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Travis \u201cSwoop\u201d Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Skipper\u2019s Award for Player of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Ryan \u201cFluffer\u201d McLeod<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>President\u2019s Award for Basher of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jamie \u201cBambi\u201d Boynton<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Presented at the Member&#8217;s End on Saturday 25 November. 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