{"id":15935,"date":"2017-10-24T08:54:32","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T00:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=15935"},"modified":"2017-10-24T09:08:43","modified_gmt":"2017-10-24T01:08:43","slug":"2016-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2016-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2016 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some people managed to hear and see what was going on, but not many, so here it is in summary.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Little Mermaid Award for Raindancing<br \/>\n<strong>Steven &#8220;Soggy Biscuit&#8221;Kelaher<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221;deSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Dweezil Zappa Award for Living Up To Their Bashers Name<br \/>\n<strong>Tristan &#8220;Rash\u201d Edmondson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Robert Baden-Powell Award for Being prepared<br \/>\n<strong>Alex &#8220;Fruitbox&#8221; Brown<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mrs Doubtfire Award for Mother of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Stephen &#8220;Tantric&#8221; Bradley<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Samwise Gamgee Award for Sidekick of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Spanner&#8221; O\u2018Brien<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Henri Paul Award for Playing under the Influence<br \/>\n<strong>Anthony &#8220;Spam&#8221; Leigh<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Judge Judy Award for Fines Master of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Hadleigh &#8220;Sir Dick&#8221; Churchill<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Greg Louganis Award for Diving<br \/>\n<strong>Ben &#8220;Pope Benedict CXCVI&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Gordon gecko Award for Talking Business<br \/>\n<strong>Travis &#8220;Swoop&#8221; Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jeb Bush Award for Going the Distance<br \/>\n<strong>Ian &#8220;Boycott&#8221; Stazicker<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Al Bundy Award for Use of Hands<br \/>\n<strong>Sean &#8220;The Korean&#8221; Malcon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Hillary Clinton Award for Capitulation<br \/>\n<strong>Chris &#8220;Lunchcutter&#8221; Wade<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance<br \/>\n<strong>Amogh &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Kashyap<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment<br \/>\n<strong>Mark &#8220;Silver Bullet&#8221; Kennedy<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">George Bradshaw Award for Scheduling<br \/>\n<strong>Kevin &#8220;Cassius&#8221; Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nikola Tesla Award for Seeing the Light<br \/>\n<strong>Mehmood &#8220;Bam Bam&#8221; Afridi<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays<br \/>\n<strong>Alastair &#8220;\u221a&#8221; Darby<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr Emmett Smith Award for Messing with the Future<br \/>\n<strong>Mal \u201cOmega&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">George Clooney Award for Coming of Age<br \/>\n<strong>Norman &#8220;Mouse&#8221; Lau<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance<br \/>\n<strong>Simon &#8220;Man Cow&#8221; Manetti<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleading<br \/>\n<strong>Luke &#8220;Japseye&#8221; Brabin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nina Kiu Tafadhali Nataka Bia Baridi<br \/>\n<strong>Christian &#8220;Richie\u2019s Raging Hard-on&#8221; Williams<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">King Ludwivg II Award for Protecting His Castle<br \/>\n<strong>Nick &#8220;Consent&#8221; Britz<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Sam \u201cMayday\u201d Malone Award for Propping Up the Bar<br \/>\n<strong>George &#8220;Grilla&#8221; Mirams<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Prince Henry Charles Albert David Award for Catch of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Andrew &#8220;The Chancellor&#8221; Dewar<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Betty Ford Award for Falling off the Wagon<br \/>\n<strong>Richard &#8220;Parrot&#8221; Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Buster Keaton Award for Performance Arts<br \/>\n<strong>Paul &#8220;Shrek&#8221; Turner<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Funk &amp; Wagnalls Award for Word of the year\u00a0\u201cBASHERY&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Anthony &#8220;Choppy&#8221;Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed<br \/>\n<strong>Sharapopa<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Tristan &#8220;Rash&#8221; Edmondson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist<br \/>\n<strong>Zhou &#8220;G.I. Joe&#8221; Xiang<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pammy Anderson Award for Most Improved Player<br \/>\n<strong>Oliver &#8220;Tampon&#8221; Smith<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration<br \/>\n<strong>Ed &#8220;Truffles&#8221; Jones<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geoff Hurst Award for Hat-Trick Hero<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Zheng He Award for Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Willie Nelson Award for Most Fines<br \/>\n<strong>Achal &#8220;Skid Row&#8221; Gurnani<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Simpson Award for Sledger of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mei \u201cSharapova&#8221;Chunhua<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky Award for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jamie &#8220;Bambi&#8221; Boynton<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geisha of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Amy \u201cCockatoo&#8221; Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Achal &#8220;Skid Row&#8221; Gurnani<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Batter of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Travis &#8220;Swoop&#8221; Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jamie &#8220;Bambi&#8221; Boynton<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business All-Rounder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Steven &#8220;Soggy Biscuit&#8221; Kelaher<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221;deSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Batter of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Chris &#8220;Lunchcutter&#8221; Wade<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure Batter of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Hadleigh &#8220;Sir Dick&#8221; Churchill<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Andrew &#8220;The Chancellor&#8221; Dewar<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure All-Rounder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Skipper\u2019s Award for Player of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Hadleigh &#8220;Sir Dick&#8221; Churchill<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">President\u2019s Award for Basher of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Alastair &#8220;Square Root&#8221; Darby<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">New Basher Legend<br \/>\n<strong>Mark \u201cShit Shoes\u201d Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people managed to hear and see what was going on, but not many, so here it is in summary. &nbsp; Little Mermaid Award for Raindancing Steven &#8220;Soggy Biscuit&#8221;Kelaher Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221;deSilva Dweezil Zappa Award for Living Up To Their Bashers Name Tristan &#8220;Rash\u201d Edmondson Robert Baden-Powell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":218,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-15935","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15935"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15938,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15935\/revisions\/15938"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}