{"id":14208,"date":"2015-11-21T19:10:15","date_gmt":"2015-11-21T11:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=14208"},"modified":"2022-03-26T14:31:31","modified_gmt":"2022-03-26T06:31:31","slug":"2015-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2015-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2015 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doled out at an increasingly loose event at the Members&#8217; End on Saturday afternoon 21 November 2015<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jack Torrence Award for All Work and No Play<br \/>\n<strong>Julian &#8220;Rolf&#8221; Leeper<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Candy Crush Award for All Play and No Work<br \/>\n<strong>John &#8220;Inquisition&#8221; L&#8217;Epagniol<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Lt. Hiroo Onoda Award for Going of the Grid<br \/>\n<strong>Dave &#8220;Peking&#8221; Tacon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Dweezil Zappa Award for Living Up To Their Bashers Name<br \/>\n<strong>Shay &#8220;Puffy&#8221; Bisset<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Kim Jong Il Award for Hyperbolic Journalism<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Post-Op&#8221; Baker<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Swedish Chef Award for Best Looking Swede\u2019s Chef<br \/>\n<strong>Luke &#8220;Japseye&#8221; Brabin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Donald Trump Award for Power Hunger<br \/>\n<strong>Chris &#8220;Lunchcutter&#8221; Wade<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Greg Louganis Award for Diving<br \/>\n<strong>Ian &#8220;JR&#8221; Rowell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Muhammad Ali Award for Mental Fortitude<br \/>\n<strong>George &#8220;Grilla&#8221; Mirams<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Christopher Walken Award for Impressions<br \/>\n<strong>Tristan &#8220;Rash&#8221; Edmondson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Magnus Magnusson Award for Quizmaster of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Oliver &#8220;Tampon&#8221; Smith<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Ashley Madison Award for Matchmaking (\u4f60\u662f\u4e0a\u6d77\u6700\u96be\u770b\u7684\u4eba\u3002\u6211\u7231\u4f60)<br \/>\n<strong>Oliver &#8220;Stats&#8221; Austin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance<br \/>\n<strong>Pat &#8220;Messi&#8221; Wilkinson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Betty Ford Award for Falling Off the Wagon<br \/>\n<strong>Kevin &#8220;Cassius&#8221; Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Charlie Chaplin Award for The Littlest Hobo<br \/>\n<strong>Sean &#8220;Korean&#8221; Malcon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Cummings Award for Backing Winners<br \/>\n<strong>Travis &#8220;Swoop&#8221; Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Catherine Howard Award for Faithfulness<br \/>\n<strong>Mal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Richie Benaud Memorial Award for Commentary<br \/>\n<strong>Mark &#8220;Shit Shoes&#8221; Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Janet Jackson Award for Nip Slips and Being Nippy in Slips<br \/>\n<strong>Stephen &#8220;Tantric&#8221; Bradley<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment<br \/>\n<strong>Madonna &#8220;Fingers&#8221; Shaggy<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Elmer Fudd Award for Making Bunnies Wet Themselves<br \/>\n<strong>Jake &#8220;Spanky&#8221; Anderson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Samson Award for Loss of Mojo<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Spanner&#8221; O&#8217;Brien<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Sony Dong Award for Budgie Smuggling<br \/>\n<strong>Ben &#8220;Tucker&#8221; Avery<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Judge Judy Award for Fines Master of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Miles &#8220;Gear&#8221; Wilson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleading<br \/>\n<strong>Nick &#8220;Consent&#8221; Britz<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to the Porn Industry<br \/>\n<strong>William &#8220;Slag&#8221; Frankland<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Sam \u201cMayday\u201d Malone Award for Propping Up the Bar<br \/>\n<strong>Alastair &#8220;\u221a&#8221; Darby<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Simon \u201cDalai\u201d Wayne Award for Talisman<br \/>\n<strong>Alex &#8220;Fruitbox&#8221; Brown<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Elsa of Arendelle Award for Winter Sports<br \/>\n<strong>Achal &#8220;Skid Row&#8221; Gurnani<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Greta Garbo Award for Great Legs<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">ET Award for Overstaying<br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl &#8220;Cranky&#8221; Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Victoria\u2019s Secret Award for Use of Underwear<br \/>\n<strong>Ed &#8220;Truffles&#8221; Jones<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Julia Childs Award for Catering<br \/>\n<strong>Norm &#8220;Mouse&#8221; Lau<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Al Bundy Award for Keeping Balls With One Hand<br \/>\n<strong>Rich &#8220;Miyagi&#8221; Waldron<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Richard &#8220;Parrot&#8221; Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Paul &#8220;Shrek&#8221; Turner<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist<br \/>\n<strong>Neal \u201dBirdshit&#8221; Watkins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Phar Lap Award for Endurance in Urinary Extravasation<br \/>\n<strong>Christian &#8220;Richie\u2019s Raging Hard-on&#8221; Williams<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed<br \/>\n<strong>Jack &#8220;Dags&#8221; Sheppard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Usain Bolt Award for Best Victory Celebration<br \/>\n<strong>Mei &#8220;Sharapova&#8221; Chunhua<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Zheng He Award for Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Amogh &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Kashyap<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Simpson Award for Sledging<br \/>\n<strong>Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221; deSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved Player<br \/>\n<strong>Mark &#8220;Silver Bullet&#8221; Kennedy<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Award for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Tom &#8220;Tinder&#8221; Pitt<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geisha of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Ben &#8220;Pope Benedict CXCV\u201c Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geoff Hurst Award for Hat Trick Hero<br \/>\n<strong>Mei &#8220;Sharapova&#8221; 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