{"id":14073,"date":"2015-10-28T12:11:15","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T04:11:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=14073"},"modified":"2015-10-28T13:12:04","modified_gmt":"2015-10-28T05:12:04","slug":"2014-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2014-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2014 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bobby Thomson Award for Shot of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Neal &#8220;Birdshit&#8221; Watkins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Birdshit Award for Turning Up<br \/>\n<strong>Hamish &#8220;Katie&#8221; Stevens (&amp; Date)<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Steve Harmison Award for Starting Strong<br \/>\n<strong>Andy &#8220;Tank&#8221; Scott<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Akebono Taro Award for Wide Load<br \/>\n<strong>Tim &#8220;Tiny&#8221; O\u2019Connell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mark &#8220;Silver Bullet&#8221; Kennedy<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Wolfgang A. Mozart Award for Musical Arrangement<br \/>\n<strong>Dave &#8220;Terracotta&#8221; Chambers<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Simpson Award for Sledging<br \/>\n<strong>Steve &#8220;Poppy&#8221; Field<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Russell Brand Award for Oration<br \/>\n<strong>Chris &#8220;Lunchcutter&#8221; Wade<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Lady Godiva Award for Inappropriate Attire<br \/>\n<strong>Tom &#8220;Ringer&#8221; Ashton<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Benjamin Button Award for Making Us All Feel Old<br \/>\n<strong>Ian &#8220;JR&#8221; Rowell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Caroline Astor Award for Socialising<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Spanner&#8221; O\u2018Brien<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Captain Edward Smith Award for Titanic Captaincy<br \/>\n<strong>Jack &#8220;Dags&#8221; Sheppard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Elmer Fudd Award for Making Bunnies Wet Themselves<br \/>\n<strong>Jake &#8220;Spanky&#8221; Anderson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Denny Crane Award for Most Ineffectual Figurehead<br \/>\n<strong>Richard &#8220;Parrot&#8221; Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Anthony &#8220;Choppy&#8221; Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleading<br \/>\n<strong>Tom &#8220;Latex&#8221; Ash<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Joan Rivers Award for Analysis<br \/>\n<strong>Sean &#8220;Korean&#8221; Malcon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Larry Flynt Award for Family Values<br \/>\n<strong>Ollie &#8220;Stats&#8221; Austin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jonathan Goldsmith Award for World\u2019s Most Interesting Man<br \/>\n<strong>Duncan &#8220;Scoop&#8221; Cockburn<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mrs Doubtfire Award for Mother of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mike &#8220;Tubby&#8221; Hall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Marcus Junius Brutus Award for Duplicity<br \/>\n<strong>Manoj &#8220;\u00e0 Trois&#8221; Zalpuri<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Simon Cowell Award for Enjoying a Challenge<br \/>\n<strong>Miles &#8220;The Gear&#8221; Wilson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Betty Ford Award for Falling of the Wagon<br \/>\n<strong>Thisura &#8220;Dot&#8221; Wijepala<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Toyota Prius Award for Energy Efficiency<br \/>\n<strong>Paul &#8220;Woodstock&#8221; Howard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rocky Horror Award for Excellence in Nets<br \/>\n<strong>Dave &#8220;Peking&#8221; Tacon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nigel Tufnel Award for Going to Eleven<br \/>\n<strong>John &#8220;Inquisition&#8221; L&#8217;Epagniol<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark Waugh Award for Second Best Player In The Family<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Post Op&#8221; Baker<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">General Melchett Award for Cowardice<br \/>\n<strong>Travis &#8220;Swoop&#8221; Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Julia Childs Award for Catering<br \/>\n<strong>Mik &#8220;Sicknote&#8221; Pathi<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">James Franco Award for Losing the Use of His Arms In Gully<br \/>\n<strong>Kevin &#8220;Cassius&#8221; Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle<br \/>\n<strong>Alex &#8220;Fruitbox&#8221; Brown<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Simba the Lion Award for Loyalty<br \/>\n<strong>Mal &#8220;Omega&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy<br \/>\n<strong>Jeff &#8220;Hollywood&#8221; James<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Austin Powers Award for International Man of Mystery<br \/>\n<strong>Dean &#8220;Loose Unit&#8221; Lapthorne<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Empty Hands Award for Living Up To His Bashers Name<br \/>\n<strong>Rich &#8220;Miyagi&#8221; Waldron<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Sachin Tendulkar Award for Retiring<br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl &#8220;Cranky&#8221; Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance<br \/>\n<strong>Pat &#8220;Messi&#8221; Wilkinson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">China Eastern Award for Punctuality<br \/>\n<strong>Stephen &#8220;Tantric&#8221; Bradley<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays<br \/>\n<strong>Mark &#8220;Shitty&#8221; Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to the Porn Industry<br \/>\n<strong>Christian &#8220;Richie\u2019s Raging Hard-on&#8221; Williams<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nina Kiu Tafadhali Nataka Bia Baridi<br \/>\n<strong>Ben &#8220;Pope Benedict CXCVI&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pippa Middleton Award for Tight Arse<br \/>\n<strong>Ben &#8220;Pope Benedict CXCVI&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geoff Hurst Award for Hat Trick Hero<br \/>\n<strong>Ben &#8220;Pope Benedict CXCVI&#8221; Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Sam &#8220;Mayday&#8221; Malone Award for Last to Leave the Bar<br \/>\n<strong>George &#8220;Grilla&#8221; Mirams<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved<br \/>\n<strong>Mei &#8220;Sharapova&#8221; Chunhua<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration<br \/>\n<strong>Desmond &#8220;Long Dong&#8221; deSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Funk &amp; Wagnalls Award for Word of the Year &#8211; &#8220;Bashacre!&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Norm &#8220;Mouse&#8221; Lau<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Paul &#8220;Shrek&#8221; Turner<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leo &amp; Lenny Federer Award for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Ed &#8220;Truffles&#8221; Jones<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Zheng He Award for Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer &#8220;Paps&#8221; Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>George &#8220;Grilla&#8221; Mirams<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Ed &#8220;Truffles&#8221; Jones<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure All Rounder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl &#8220;Cranky&#8221; Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Steve &#8220;Poppy&#8221; Field<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Chris &#8220;Lunchcutter&#8221; Wade<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Alex &#8220;Fruitbox&#8221; Brown<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jeff &#8220;Hollywood&#8221; James<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Tom &#8220;Ringer&#8221; Ashton<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure All Rounder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Post Op&#8221; Baker<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geisha of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Yanna Fan<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Skippers Award for Player of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jeff &#8220;Hollywood&#8221; James<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Presidents Award for Basher of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mark &#8220;Shit Shoes&#8221; Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">New Bashers Legends<br \/>\n<strong>Mal \u201cOmega\u201d Collins<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl \u201cCranky\u201d Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jubilee Geisha Award<br \/>\n<strong>Cristina &#8220;Smokie&#8221; 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