{"id":12495,"date":"2014-10-21T17:37:23","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T09:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?page_id=12495"},"modified":"2014-10-21T17:51:38","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T09:51:38","slug":"2013-awards","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/honours\/2013-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"2013 Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As presented over kebabs and beer at Kebabs on the Grille on Friday 22 November 2013.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">P.T. Barnum Award for\u00a0There\u2019s A Sucker Born Every Minute<br \/>\n<strong>Max \u201cHot Head\u201d Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark Waugh Award for\u00a0Second Best Player In His Family<br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl \u201cCranky\u201d Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Willie Nelson Award for\u00a0Most Fines<br \/>\n<strong>Jack \u201cDags\u201d Sheppard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">E.T. Award for\u00a0Overstaying<br \/>\n<strong>Kaylan \u201cSinbad\u201d D\u2019Silva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rocky Balboa Award for\u00a0Comeback of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Channa \u201cMade In\u201d Phillip<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">King Ludwig II Award for\u00a0Protecting The Castle<br \/>\n<strong>Ainsley \u201cPusher\u201d Mann<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Marco Polo Award for\u00a0Taking the Great Chinese Invention of Cricket Back to the Old World<br \/>\n<strong>Alex \u201cThe Jaguar\u201d Pezzani<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi<br \/>\n<strong>Kaylan \u201cSinbad\u201d D\u2019Silva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Reverend Lovejoy Award for\u00a0Dedication on Sundays<br \/>\n<strong>Darren \u201cDazzler\u201d Manning<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Peyton Manning Award for\u00a0Having Babies Named After Him<br \/>\n<strong>Jack \u201cDags\u201d Sheppard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Colonel Sanders Award for \u000bCounting Chickens Before They\u2019re Hatched<br \/>\n<strong>Glen \u201cGrowler\u201d Rowell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">China Eastern Award for \u000bPunctuality<br \/>\n<strong>Mei \u201cSharapova\u201d Chunhua<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Oleg Gordievsky for\u00a0Double Agent Award<br \/>\n<strong>Phil \u201cFilthy\u201d Mildenhall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Holly Hobbie Award for\u00a0Quilting<br \/>\n<strong>Irfan \u201cSmurfy\u201d Idrees<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Sir Edmund Hillary Award for \u000bKnocking the Bastard Off<br \/>\n<strong>Phil \u201cShandy\u201d Childs<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Paul Howard Award for \u000bEating all the Pie<br \/>\n<strong>Kevin \u201cCassius\u201d Wright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fairy Godmother Award for\u00a0Making Coaches Shrink<br \/>\n<strong>Steve \u201cThe Toe\u201d Cliff<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Sam \u201cMayday\u201d Malone Award for\u00a0Being Last to Leave the Bar<br \/>\n<strong>Sean \u201cThe Korean\u201d Malcon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">iPhone 5S Award for being\u00a0Hard to Get<br \/>\n<strong>Stephen \u201cTantric\u201d Bradley<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">George Bradshaw Award for \u000bScheduling<br \/>\n<strong>Sam \u201cSwahili\u201d Finnerty<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Joh Bjelke-Petersen Award for being a\u00a0QUEENSLANDER!<br \/>\n<strong>Jake \u201cSpanky\u201d Anderson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Tele Savalas Hairstyle Award<br \/>\n<strong>Thisura \u201cDot\u201d Wijepala<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">George Remus Award for\u00a0Bootlegging<br \/>\n<strong>Mik \u201cSicknote\u201d Pathi<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Greta Garbo Award\u000b for Great Legs<br \/>\n<strong>Tom \u201cLatex\u201d Ash<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Cookie Monster Award\u000b for Eating Cake<br \/>\n<strong>Jackie \u201cSmoochie\u201d Lindsen<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Jimmy Page Award for\u00a0Best Solo Performance<br \/>\n<strong>Paul \u201cShrek\u201d Turner<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Charlie Chaplin Award for being the Biggest Hobo<br \/>\n<strong>Andy \u201cTank\u201d Scott<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">NY Yankees Award for\u00a0Recruiting<br \/>\n<strong>Justyn \u201cScooby\u201d Field<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Alfred Zehden Award for\u00a0Anti-Magnetism<br \/>\n<strong>Dave \u201cPeking\u201d Tacon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Richard Simmons Award for\u00a0Short Shorts, Socks &amp; Sandels<br \/>\n<strong>Adam \u201cPost Op\u201d Baker<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Lionel Richie Award\u000b for Going All Night Long<br \/>\n<strong>Sameer \u201cPaps\u201d Jolly<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">David Hasselhof Award for \u000bBest Performance in a Non-Acting Role<br \/>\n<strong>Ben \u201cPope Benedict CXCV\u201d Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Meryl Streep for \u000bBest Supporting Actress<br \/>\n<strong>Chris \u201cLunchcutter\u201d Wade<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Arnold Schwarzenegger Award for\u00a0Going Commando<br \/>\n<strong>Alex \u201cFruitbox\u201d Brown<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Abebe Bikila Award for\u00a0Stamina<br \/>\n<strong>Shaun \u201cGolden Shears\u201d Lear<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Free Willy Award for\u00a0Esky Riding<br \/>\n<strong>Paul \u201cWoodstock\u201d Howard<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Elton John Award for\u00a0Having Parties We\u2019re Not Invited To<br \/>\n<strong>Mal \u201cOmega\u201d Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Hugh Hefner Award\u000b for Contributions to the Porn Industry<br \/>\n<strong>Oli \u201cHustler\u201d Wilson<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Eric Moussambani Award for\u00a0Getting to the Finish Line<br \/>\n<strong>Simon \u201cPigu\u201d Dixon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Cummings Award for\u00a0Backing a Winner<br \/>\n<strong>Norman \u201cMouse\u201d Lau<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Sly Dunbar Award for\u00a0Rhythm<br \/>\n<strong>Ian \u201cJR\u201d Rowell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">WD-40 Award for\u00a0Unintended Use of Kit<br \/>\n<strong>Neal \u201cBirdshit\u201d Watkins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">The Common Cold Award\u000b for Going Viral<br \/>\n<strong>Andy &#8220;Tank&#8221; Scott<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Casey Kasem Award for \u000bWorst Music<br \/>\n<strong>Denzyl \u201cCranky\u201d Allwright<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Julia Childs Award\u000b for Catering<br \/>\n<strong>Desmond \u201cLong Dong\u201d deSilva<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Michael Jordan Award\u000b of Player of the Year in Another Sport<br \/>\n<strong>Mike \u201cTubby\u201d Hall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Hans Christian Andersen Award for\u00a0Fairy Stories<br \/>\n<strong>Simon \u201cGenghis\u201d Pendergast<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fernand Petiot Award for \u000bRelentless Hangover Cure Research<br \/>\n<strong>Adam &#8220;Spanner&#8221; O\u2018Brien<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Usain Bolt Award for\u00a0Best Victory Celebration<br \/>\n<strong>Travis \u201cSwoop\u201d Weir<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Mrs. Doubtfire Award for\u00a0Mother of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Ollie \u201cStats\u201d Austin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Paula Abdul Award for\u00a0Cheerleader of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Michael \u201cPrancer\u201d Vertuli<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">John Wayne Bobbit Award for\u00a0Scoring With An Injured Appendage<br \/>\n<strong>Tim \u201cTiny\u201d O\u2019Connell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Fidel Castro Award for \u000bUpsetting the Anti-Basher<br \/>\n<strong>Jen \u201cInky\u201d O\u2019Connell<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Quade Cooper Award for\u00a0Choking<br \/>\n<strong>Bashers Business<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geoff Hurst Award for being a\u00a0Hat Trick Hero<br \/>\n<strong>Paul \u201cShrek\u201d Turner and Ben \u201cPope Benedict CXCV\u201d Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Rosa Parks Award for\u00a0Bus Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jenny \u201cPeecup\u201d Soriano<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Roger Federer Award\u000b for Best Website Returns<br \/>\n<strong>Ollie \u201cStats\u201d Austin<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Prince George of Cambridge\u000b for Newcomer of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Steve \u201cPoppy\u201d Field<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pamela Anderson Award for\u00a0Most Improved<br \/>\n<strong>Mark \u201cShit Shoes\u201d Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bart Simpson Award for\u00a0Sledging<br \/>\n<strong>Richard \u201cParrot\u201d Yates<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Alessandro Pezzani Award for\u00a0Best Dressed<br \/>\n<strong>The Legends<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Geisha of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>John \u201cInquisition\u201d L\u2019Epagniol<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Tourist of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Manoj \u201c\u00e0 Trois\u201d Zalpuri<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Indoor Player of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mark \u201cShit Shoes\u201d Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Ben \u201cPope Benedict CXCV\u201d Collins<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mark \u201cShit Shoes\u201d Henwood<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Pleasure Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Adam \u201cPost Op\u201d Baker<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Phil \u201cShandy\u201d Childs<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Business Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Mike \u201cTubby\u201d Hall<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure Bowler of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Bavi &#8220;Satchel&#8221; Jain<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Leisure Batsman of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Simon \u201cPigu\u201d Dixon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Qin Shi Huang Award\u000b for Leisure Fielder of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Justyn \u201cScooby\u201d Field<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Captain&#8217;s\u00a0Award\u000b for Player of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Jeff &#8220;Hollywood&#8221; James<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">President\u2019s Award\u000b for Basher of the Year<br \/>\n<strong>Sean \u201cThe Korean\u201d Malcon<\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\">Bashers Legend<br \/>\n<strong>Tom \u201cLatex\u201d Ash<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As presented over kebabs and beer at Kebabs on the Grille on Friday 22 November 2013. P.T. Barnum Award for\u00a0There\u2019s A Sucker Born Every Minute Max \u201cHot Head\u201d Allwright Mark Waugh Award for\u00a0Second Best Player In His Family Denzyl \u201cCranky\u201d Allwright Willie Nelson Award for\u00a0Most Fines Jack \u201cDags\u201d Sheppard E.T. Award for\u00a0Overstaying Kaylan \u201cSinbad\u201d D\u2019Silva [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":218,"menu_order":13,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-12495","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12496,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12495\/revisions\/12496"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}