Shanghai Cricket Club
20 Year Celebration - Australia
Aussie Bashers - note the revised date is now 19 July 2024! Information and venues to be confirmed closer to the date... Visiting dignitaries to include Mouse, Loose, Spanner and Parrot...
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"
Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- birdshit "5 Birdy 2XL"
The Korean "152 Korean XL"- Paps "36 paps L + need a kido size A.Jolly if possible"
Tank "58 Tank M"
Cracker "342 Cracker (XL) 500 Batman (XXXL) Snuggles would like one if we can do a ladies' cut"- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
- Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"
- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Poppy
- Tank "Rest in peace Poppy. A Bashers through and through. Always good for a laugh on (with his biting sledging), and off (during fines). Gone too soon."
Member Club
Recent Sledging
The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
A Lumberjack by D.R.S.
Mother Nature threatened to rain on our parade (or pitch, more accurately) for the clash against the Devils. But fear not, Basher fans! Our very own groundskeeping legend, Cracker, was there bright and early, ensuring the pitch was in tip-top shape – a stark contrast to the Devils' gloomy demeanors, mind you.
Jacking From Afar – Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
It was a toasty 8 degrees in the beautiful city of York, UK, when the Bashers began to assemble thousands of miles away for their season opener against certified D-bags Pudong.
2023 AGM Slides
2023 Awards Slides
Manila Sixes 2023
Saturday Roundup
Friday's rekindling of friendships and reminiscences of past tours were now long past, time to get down to the nitty gritty of competition. The first fine went to Tank, who after organising some delightful transport to get us there in style, failed to bring the 'music box' and thus we had to sit in silence for the whole day. Cracker was apoplectic as his superior 'waterproof music centre' had been thoroughly rebuffed by our Manila local and had therefore remained in Shangers.Three games to attend, three sides to assemble from ten available tourists, sorry, make that nine, team skipper Skid Row failed to make the bus and captained remotely from the hotel all morning.It was felt that our best chance of a victory would be in the first game, but to be honest, after the night before, how we felt would not be the best barometer for decision making. Looking resplendent in inspired Birdy designed tour shirts, 6 individually selected Bashers took to the field in hopes of at least nabbing the 'spirit of cricket' trophy. The notable playing moments can be summarised as follows...
K
Believe me, the feeling that a man who doesn't speak good English can speak freely at this moment is very exciting to him, like a mute being equipped with a microphone that can make instant sound. Maybe in the Warcry's lumberjack the total number of words will exceed he has spoken in his career as bashers, quantity like the exaggeration of the word K that bashers uses in a WeChat group in a year
Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
'Twas early morn, not yet past six,but the cervine one was ready to eclipse.
In runs scored, in kunt rate measured,He'd eclipse those in Business, and in Leisure.
Satan’s arse it’s hot
Lumberjack for Leisure v Dirty Dogs July 2
I’ve just remembered through the haze that Fling whispered seductively in my ear while standing at slip “Would you do me the honor of writing the lumberjack?”
2023 Tour Shirt
ORDERS CLOSED!
After way too many hours drawing way too much detail, we are proud to offer the 2023 Tour Shirt, with a cricket theme!
Poppy
We have lost one of our own.
CCXII Steve "Poppy" Field has passed and we miss him.
We will not lose our memories of his time with us though. Share yours in the comments below.
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