Bashers. It's Shanghainese for Cricket

Shrek – Another Sequel

Dearest Bashers
I am pleased to announce that No 1 will be in Shanghai from the 16th Feb to the 26th Feb and he will require the following.Alcohol consumed via the nose,a team for the quiz night if there is one,obsequious kow towing from new members,new Bashers shot to be confirmed (why can’t beer be part of a shot?),watching of world cup with Bashers past and present, lies about Cranky’s incredible climb up Africa’s biggest hill,Omega’s band playing,Birdshit to recite a famous Shakespeare speech on Bashers drinks night at the Camel on the 17th February,Filthy to wear his underpants outside of his pants,Swahili to find out how to say “Howzat” in Swahil, the anti basher voodoo doll to be completed, and more upstanding than a US State of the Union speech.Mr Turner requests that he is referred to as Shrek, Terror,No 1 or father of two blond Tongans.Mr Shrek would appreciate that the Shanghai paparazzi respects his privacy after midnight when all sense has left.Mr Shrek will also be up in Shanghai for the sixes and would like to ensure that he is placed on a Bashers table.Mr Terror shall be available for all requests sane or otherwise during his time.Xin nian kuai le until then.

Autumn Future Prospects Round-Up

The 2030′s look to be a stellar decade for the Bashers with a bumper crop of new recruits springing forth in recent weeks.

First we had Mrs Unit making early delivery of Tommaso Lapthorne at 9:30pm on Wednesday 29 September. ”T-Man” clocked the scales at 3.5kg after a “smooth and clean delivery”

This momentous event was followed by a spring lamb in Sydney last week. Basher Yi Hao sired his second son Henry Michael Turner with the help of Princes Fiona on Thursday 21 October at 6pm just in time for happy hour at Marrickville Bowling club. Also 3.5kg.

the future is bright!

Upstanding for No 1

My Dearest Bashers

Yes I am returning and I wish for all the usual pomp and ceremony.ie name calling, immature toilet humour,urinating on each other (the inquisition),toasts for no reason other than to stand up and poor memories.

I am in town from the 17th to the 23rd and look forward to playing a game on the 23rd…captains please put me into a pleasure team if there is a place. Looking forward to checking out the new digs at the “Toe”.

Happy Bashers Day and don’t forget to have someone christened or ordained as it was sanctioned officially by the “Pope”. (more…)

Bashers Broadcast Episode Eight

Oh lordy! Loose! Outside the Shed this week (Loose didn’t meet the dress code)

Very special “Steaming in form the member’s end” with a very special guest.

12th man this week Paul “Shrek” Turner along with plenty of rubbish from the vast peanut gallery. Less sections, more jibber jabber. Lock it in, get amongst it, it’s all happening, Hello!

[podcast]http://basherscc.org/broadcast/episode/bb008.mp3[/podcast]

Ode to I

There once was a Basher called Paul

First on the Bashers roll call

A heartbreaker and a loner

Until came Princess Fiona

and big little Willy and all

Final Final Farewell

The weekend picnic was just not enough for us to show how happy we are to see him leave so we say “Sake it to us!”

Meet after work at the Boo and we’ll parade through the streets together

When: Wednesday Night 7:00pm

Where: Gintei Teppanyaki Sushi
        75 Nanhui Lu,by Beijing Xi Lu
        南汇路75号，近北京西路

What: All you can Eat Teppanyaki + All you can drink Saki & Beer

How Much: 180rmb

Stats will be in attendance to take payment for blazers