Bashers Cricket Club

Kim Morrison

Bit of a plug.

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Calling all clever bastards. Everybody wake up!
Our own patron Danny Morrison has been contracted to lend his expertise and vocals to commentate in the upcoming IPL. He needs our help with some original chirps to pull out for those spectacular plays. Hardly anyone could sound more Basher-like than D-Man already does but come on ya pissheads, get amongst it, ya mongrels, herein lies the challenge to the Bashers, lets get on the underwood and come up with some gems for our little over-achieving friend. Submit away below. If your line gets used by the big little guy Loosey will buy a round.

LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!

1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.

2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one…

3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.

4. Add a splash of ‘Tui’ Beer.

5. Add straw and ‘GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE’!

Wow!

No prizes for guessing our guest Basher this time!

Not a cast for the beginner but plenty in there for everyone. Don’t get lost in the twisting plot of this eposode as we go from the Big Bamboo and time travel back to Waigaoqiao for the sixes.

I really don’t know what else to say – you had to be there i guess. If you weren’t then best you just have a listen.

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