1. 27 January 2011

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    Shrek – Another Sequel

    16 February 2011 to 26 February 2011

    Dearest Bashers
    I am pleased to announce that No 1 will be in Shanghai from the 16th Feb to the 26th Feb and he will require the following.Alcohol consumed via the nose,a team for the quiz night if there is one,obsequious kow towing from new members,new Bashers shot to be confirmed (why can’t beer be part of a shot?),watching of world cup with Bashers past and present, lies about Cranky’s incredible climb up Africa’s biggest hill,Omega’s band playing,Birdshit to recite a famous Shakespeare speech on Bashers drinks night at the Camel on the 17th February,Filthy to wear his underpants outside of his pants,Swahili to find out how to say “Howzat” in Swahil, the anti basher voodoo doll to be completed, and more upstanding than a US State of the Union speech.Mr Turner requests that he is referred to as Shrek, Terror,No 1 or father of two blond Tongans.Mr Shrek would appreciate that the Shanghai paparazzi respects his privacy after midnight when all sense has left.Mr Shrek will also be up in Shanghai for the sixes and would like to ensure that he is placed on a Bashers table.Mr Terror shall be available for all requests sane or otherwise during his time.Xin nian kuai le until then.

  2. 26 April 2010

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    Upstanding for No 1

    My Dearest Bashers

    Yes I am returning and I wish for all the usual pomp and ceremony.ie name calling, immature toilet humour,urinating on each other (the inquisition),toasts for no reason other than to stand up and poor memories.

    I am in town from the 17th to the 23rd and look forward to playing a game on the 23rd…captains please put me into a pleasure team if there is a place. Looking forward to checking out the new digs at the “Toe”.

    Happy Bashers Day and don’t forget to have someone christened or ordained as it was sanctioned officially by the “Pope”. (more…)

  3. 22 April 2009

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    Bashers Broadcast Episode Eight

    bashers-broadcastOh lordy! Loose! Outside the Shed this week (Loose didn’t meet the dress code)

    Very special “Steaming in form the member’s end” with a very special guest.

    12th man this week Paul “Shrek” Turner along with plenty of rubbish from the vast peanut gallery. Less sections, more jibber jabber. Lock it in, get amongst it, it’s all happening, Hello!

    [podcast]http://basherscc.org/broadcast/episode/bb008.mp3[/podcast]

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    Ode to I

    shrekThere once was a Basher called Paul

    First on the Bashers roll call

    A heartbreaker and a loner

    Until came Princess Fiona

    and big little Willy and all

  5. 6 October 2008

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    Paul and Naomi have had a big bouncing baby boy!!!

    It’s a boy!!
     
    The little fella (Big William Charles Turner) was two weeks late and he came out 10.5 pounds (4.65kgs) and raring to go at 5am 6th October 2008.
    Tough one for Naomi with a long labour but mum and baby are doing great. Very proud father. More hair than his father!
    Many thanks for all your enquiries and well wishes over the last few weeks regarding the welfare of Naomi.
     
    What a wonderful feeling!
     
    Turner family

  6. 26 August 2008

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    Final Final Farewell

    27 August 20086:30 pm

    Basher I

    The weekend picnic was just not enough for us to show how happy we are to see him leave so we say “Sake it to us!”

    Meet after work at the Boo and we’ll parade through the streets together

    When: Wednesday Night 7:00pm

    Where: Gintei Teppanyaki Sushi
            75 Nanhui Lu,by Beijing Xi Lu
            南汇路75号，近北京西路

    What: All you can Eat Teppanyaki + All you can drink Saki & Beer

    How Much: 180rmb

     

    Stats will be in attendance to take payment for blazers

  7. 21 August 2008

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    Sad Terrorable Farewell

    24 August 200812:30 pm

    Basher IBashers, break out the tissues – Basher #1 is leaving us.

    He’s called for all Bashers to come out with brave faces and attend a PICKNICK this Sunday at Century Park in Pudong. Go to the Century Park entrance from the Century Park railway station from about 12.30 and ring a Basher you know and find everyone for this final day out in Shanghai before our beloved Shrek returns to his Princess Fiona.

    Next Time we see him will be fainting during the live feed to the birth of his child during the sixes dinner.

    Bring; Food, Friends, Family, Footies, Frisbies, Blankies, Brollies, Booze, Babies and your Bad Arsed Selves