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Autumn Future Prospects Round-Up

birdshit — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 10:00:51 +0000

The 2030′s look to be a stellar decade for the Bashers with a bumper crop of new recruits springing forth in recent weeks.

First we had Mrs Unit making early delivery of Tommaso Lapthorne at 9:30pm on Wednesday 29 September. ”T-Man” clocked the scales at 3.5kg after a “smooth and clean delivery”

This momentous event was followed by a spring lamb in Sydney last week. Basher Yi Hao sired his second son Henry Michael Turner with the help of Princes Fiona on Thursday 21 October at 6pm just in time for happy hour at Marrickville Bowling club. Also 3.5kg.

the future is bright!

Basher Cocktails – Loose Unit

birdshit — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 03:13:23 +0000

Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.

Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives

Infuse with more gas in your soda-stream machine

Serve through intravenous drip

Last Night On The Loose

birdshit — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:54:29 +0000

29 August 2008 6:00 pm to 30 August 2008 11:00 am

His Royal Looseness Lapthorne LXXXVII is being whisked away next week to Italy (why don’t they get any medals in diving at the olympics?) for matrimonial duties.

So This Friday is our final opportunity to get LOOOOOOOSE before the screws go on.

Festivities due to kick off at the Shed and go on and on and on

Stats will be at the Shed to collect from anyone still owing for their Blazers

UPDATE: Itinerary thanks to Santa;

For Dean’s (Lapthornes) aka Loose Loosington’s bucks party, initial details are as follows.
Kicking off from 6pm at The Shed. Lane 210 Taikang Lu. Most of you know where it is. If not, ask Dean.
At The Shed, there will be the Aussie Rules Footy on TV, the BBQ will be spitting out Burgers, Snags and steaks, whilst the Pie Oven will be full of pies and sausage rolls. It’s help yourself to the Beer, Pies and BBQ until about 9pm. Cost here per person is 100rmb, all you can grab.
At about 9pm, we grab taxis and head to the ‘Boo. There is a keg on for us in the back room. All chip in for this (I will collect money at The Shed), and we suck that keg dry.
Once the keg is dry, we move on down to Tongren Lu for the Beerlympics. Starting at that joint to the left of Blue Frog, we work our way down as far as we can. One beer in each venue (to be paid for separately). All bars except Annies are on the list (I am not handing over any money to them bastards).
Let the Looseness begin!