1. 25 October 2010

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    Autumn Future Prospects Round-Up

    The 2030′s look to be a stellar decade for the Bashers with a bumper crop of new recruits springing forth in recent weeks.

    First we had Mrs Unit making early delivery of Tommaso Lapthorne at 9:30pm on Wednesday 29 September. ”T-Man” clocked the scales at 3.5kg after a “smooth and clean delivery”

    This momentous event was followed by a spring lamb in Sydney last week. Basher Yi Hao sired his second son Henry Michael Turner with the help of Princes Fiona on Thursday 21 October at 6pm just in time for happy hour at Marrickville Bowling club. Also 3.5kg.

    the future is bright!

  2. 24 February 2010

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    Basher Cocktails – Loose Unit

    Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.

    Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives

    Infuse with more gas in your soda-stream machine

    Serve through intravenous drip

  3. 26 August 2008

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    Last Night On The Loose

    29 August 2008 6:00 pm to 30 August 2008 11:00 am

    His Royal Looseness Lapthorne LXXXVII is being whisked away next week to Italy (why don’t they get any medals in diving at the olympics?) for matrimonial duties.

    So This Friday is our final opportunity to get LOOOOOOOSE before the screws go on.

    Festivities due to kick off at the Shed and go on and on and on

     

    Stats will be at the Shed to collect from anyone still owing for their Blazers

    UPDATE: Itinerary thanks to Santa;

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