Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.
Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives
Infuse with more gas in your soda-stream machine
Serve through intravenous drip
His Royal Looseness Lapthorne LXXXVII is being whisked away next week to Italy (why don’t they get any medals in diving at the olympics?) for matrimonial duties.
So This Friday is our final opportunity to get LOOOOOOOSE before the screws go on.
Festivities due to kick off at the Shed and go on and on and on
Stats will be at the Shed to collect from anyone still owing for their Blazers
UPDATE: Itinerary thanks to Santa;
There Once Was A Basher Called Dean
Who For Years Was Not To Be Seen
‘Til We Needed A Boost
And He Said “Let’s Get Loose”
And Bowled A Few Down The Beam
Happy 29 Mr Unit!