A Disaster waiting to happen.
I shall leave all the boring technical stuff to others and start blaming the defeat to:
That, I hope, clarified ,let me be straightforward in saying that:
Poor will be the opposing team facing the mighty Leisure Bashers next, as blood is now in the water an revenge must and will be taken.
Not in his usual competitive spirit. SOFT.
Poor batting, big purchase of the year for the Leisure Team, the public expects more from him. AWOL
Poor wicket keeping. Poor batting, way below his standards. INATTENTIVE
New shoes did improve his style but not his cricket performance. PART IMPROVING
THE MULE: 5
The future of the Bashers got caught in a poor performance by the team. Let’s hope he gets tired of eating lemons during the fines sessions. LEMONS LOVER(??)
Despite the British like weather, he failed to impress. MISTY
Few waltzer’ style turns while fielding but under average batting. Probably not recovered from Man City league winning celebrations. STRAINED
Another column of the team that failed to deliver. UNSATISFACTORY
Did his homework right, but that was not enough today. UNAGRESSIVE
Today only pleasant note on the field. Historical, beautiful fielding. Superb style. A MODEL
THE JAGUAR: 5
Average fielding, too late involved in batting. A PARKED FERRARI
THE JAGUAR AT SQUARE LEG: 9
Considering I did not know why I was there, what I was supposed to do and what I had to watch. IMPRESSIVE
FINE SESSION: 10
Leisure fine sessions are ALWAYS the best.
POST FINES SESSION: 10
2012 Division Three
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Myself and The Parrot , outside of The Camel, took advantage of a professional photo shooting and got invited to a Chinese wedding (I think).