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Well now you’ve been warned. Lock in next Friday the 12th of March for our first quiz of the year!

Rookie quizmaestro John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol has been scouring his vast casket of useless knowledge and innuendo. Expect some curly ones – much like facing his bowling.

Start will be around 7pm when our new President threatens to officially kick off the Bashers’ residency at the Camel bar with some words of, well, some words.

If you don’t yet know where to find the Camel then click the logo on the left there and read all about it on their lovely fresh site. Entry will be 100RMB per head and the new Social redirector promises some super prizes as always. If you’re a virgin like the quizmaster then you should know these nights never fail to deliver the good times and mountains of useful knowledge, both of which are mostly forgotten the next day.

Recommended team size is 4pax. Plenty of space in our new bar so bring a friend!

for a bit of a trivia nets session head to the following;

• million tree quiz
• sizzling summer thursday
• Basher week
• 2008 Olympic Quiz

and last time it finished up with police brutality and this;

Name of cocktail, “The Mild Stroke”

(1) Scope the mixing area for potential champagne snipers,

(2) Take a glass goblet… slightly wet the rim and place it up side down on a generous serving of ground up Moroccan hash, (similar to salt on a margarita)

(3) Add half a glass of crushed ice

(4) Take one double shot of espresso nation Brazilian blue, pour gently in to the goblet vie a strategically angled record player playing essential Pavarotti’s Aprile.

(5) Add one Shot Baileys, one shot Amarillo, and one shot of Grey Goose Vodka,

(6) Stir with mixing spoon

(7) Enjoy with a Cigar.

LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!

1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.

2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one…

3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.

4. Add a splash of ‘Tui’ Beer.

5. Add straw and ‘GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE’!

This coming Friday there is a benefit concert for the Earthquake victims in Haiti.

Should be a good night, spread the word.

And don’t forget you dancing shoes

Bashers!!!

The Camel Bar will be having their soft opening Friday night. All members are welcome to join (encouraged) to help the bar through its teething stage and help them Iron out any kinks.

I am sure that the management will look forward to any comments made to help better improve their establishment etc etc..

So make sure you get yourself down to The Camel Bar on Friday night , its for a good cause..

The address is on The Camel Bar website, click on the logo.

see you all there

The first in a new series of posts.

Not sure how i stumbled across this during a Bangladesh collapse but i discovered this cocktail recipe named for our new sponsor and Basher #2.

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Bashers!!!!!!

It’s Thursday and i know there are still those suffering from Tuesday but our mate Sanjay “Poojabber” Poojary is in town for 1 night only before heading back to the States.

So anyone interested to catch up with him tonight. Please sms me on 13764316343

rgds

Denzyl

If anyone fancies a drink on Friday, I’ll be head wetting at the Boxing Cat Brewery this Friday 5th Feb. Due to my new baby duties every evening, we’ll be following the club president’s love making technique: go hard and finish early.

See you there from 7pm hopefully.

Cheers

Dipso

Dear Bashers,

As the President has previously mentioned to you we will be entering into the dawn of a new era in 2010 with a new major sponsor.

The Big Bamboo has been a great supporter of the Bashers over the years. Especially in the early days when we were a bunch of drop-out drunkards – a far cry from the sophisticated demeanor we present to today.

The Bamboo will continue to have a place in our hearts and be a place visited by us socially in future. However, as a club we would like to say farewell, in true Bashers style, by sinking a few beers and get legless with Lara one last time.

Sticky Wicket Bar – Big Bamboo
7 pm Tuesday the 2nd of Feb

This is the first of many events for the Bashers in 2010. Please get here and start the year how you intend to finish. So I am expecting all of you to make it down for a few quiets after work, followed by about 18 rounds of swing of the doors.