1. Ode To XXXIV

    There Once Was A Basher Called Paul

    Who Went For A Tumble And Fall

    He Knocked Himself Out

    With A Bang And A Clout

    And Now Can’t Remember Fuck All

     

     

     

  2. A Message From Woodie

    To All Of The Bashers Who Rhyme

    Believe Me It Is Now The Time

    To Here Have Some Fun 

    With A Joke Or A Pun

    But The Onus Is Not All Mine

     

     

    All Bashers will soon be endowed with their own chant. It is open too all bashers to create their own prose for the basher of their choice. something shakespearean, or limerickish, the choice is yours.

    all those with contributing privileges are encouraged to bring it on now!
     

  3. Ode To LXXXVIII

    There Once Was A Basher Called Hammer

    A Master Of Chat And Of Grammer

    Although He Could Bowl 

    He Could Never Control

    The Way He Took Care Of His Stammer