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Calling all clever bastards. Everybody wake up!
Our own patron Danny Morrison has been contracted to lend his expertise and vocals to commentate in the upcoming IPL. He needs our help with some original chirps to pull out for those spectacular plays. Hardly anyone could sound more Basher-like than D-Man already does but come on ya pissheads, get amongst it, ya mongrels, herein lies the challenge to the Bashers, lets get on the underwood and come up with some gems for our little over-achieving friend. Submit away below. If your line gets used by the big little guy Loosey will buy a round.

danny morrison, IPL, Saint

Most of you are probably hearing the rumors , so let me clarify the situation.

Due to Barrack Obama staying at the Portman this Sunday , it seems the police want to shut down all drinking establishments and some roads , Tongren being one of them.

Officially the Bamboo has been asked to close so we will now go with our plan B

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Wow!

No prizes for guessing our guest Basher this time!

Not a cast for the beginner but plenty in there for everyone. Don’t get lost in the twisting plot of this eposode as we go from the Big Bamboo and time travel back to Waigaoqiao for the sixes.

I really don’t know what else to say – you had to be there i guess. If you weren’t then best you just have a listen.

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Well, with so much happening this week, we just had to squeeze out a cast. It’s chokka full of useful tidbits for all Bashers, Geishas and everyone who likes a bit of toilet humour. Coming to you this week from all corners of China with the Pusher hosting a jolly good Indonesian cook up from the Pusher’s Den. Thanks to Mrs Pusher. So gear up for the biggest weekend since Nihao Nanjing with this juicy primer. Also learn about the Million Tree Project. Actually empty your head now because this might be the most educational cast yet! There might even be some quiz clues hidden away in there somewhere!

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Ainsley Mann, pusher

Live from Venice Beach in WaiGaoQiao! A mixed bag of lollies from the lads this week starting with an actual live pitch report and ending days later on couches around Eastern China. Steaming In From The Members End this week features Naoki “Alex” Miyaji (CEO of Japan Cricket and International cricketing good guy). Call for a Runner goes to the city of angels to visit Sanjay “Poo Jabber” Poojary. Of course a choca-block full of goodness edition of Night Watchman and more Gas from The Drinks Break all rounded off with some classic live commentary! Get yours now!

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Jabber, Naoki Miyaji, Sanjay Poojary

Just when you thought you’d heard the last of us, just when you thought it was safe to let the kids back on the internet…
Here is the long longed for episode twelve. Some have suggested it should be the “lost episode”. We bid the Shed one final hurrah in devastating fashion. Usual ramblings in “Around the wicket”. It’s somebody’s birthday! “Drinks break” is chokka full of up-and-comings and there’s not enough time to finish the “Nightwatchman”. The “Third umpire” includes a bunch of lumberjack action including some rural Nanjing reports. Circus is our guest Basher this week, the less said about that the better. And a bunch of other stuff too.

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For all of those who couldn’t make the Nanjing Tour, fear not! Now you too can revel in the ruralness of China’s boonies. Want to know how the wickets are falling? Interested in what Jimmy’s bar has to offer?

Follow the Bashers tour of Nanjing live on the Bashers twitter page and through the top right column of the blog. Get Rural! get amongst it!

Cricket-World, drinking

Record breaking Broadcast;

Longest ever, longest to make, most locations, most guests, this one is an earful!

The fellas head down to Don King’s Gym for a bit of a verbal spar with the combatants in this weekends Sheraton Showdown and after head for a few quiet ones in celebration of Just Beer’s second birthday.

We talk cricket, Nanjing, boxing, midgets and a bit of toilet humour. 

Hook into this one – it’s unlike any Broadcast you’ve heard before!

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Boxing, just beer, Ross McGregor, Sheraton Showdown

Rested, the team returns to the Jaguar Club for Pasta, Chick Peas, Italian Sausage & Lemon Chicken. 

Of course there’s plenty of Jibber-Jabber on cricket and quite a measure of controversy.

Special guest on “Steaming in From the Members End” is ex-Queensland player and Scotland coach, currently in Rotterdam with the Dutch National Side, Peter Drinnen.

The usual rif-raf are there, along with Hillsy, Woodstock and of course the Jaguar and his Mexican mafioso crew all with plenty of dodgy innuendo.

You need to listen to this one for a report on the recent Japan tour and all you need to know about the upcoming Nanjing trip.

Get Amongst It!

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Alessandro Pezzani, Holland, Jamie Hills, Paul Howard, Peter Drinnen, The Jaguar, woodstock

Heals!

Casper gets a surprise on the couch, the Ladies reveal themselves and it only took 8 goes to get the limerick this week!

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Casper, Heals, Ian Healy, Matthew Elder