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Shrek – Another Sequel
16 February 2011 to 26 February 2011Dearest Bashers
I am pleased to announce that No 1 will be in Shanghai from the 16th Feb to the 26th Feb and he will require the following.Alcohol consumed via the nose,a team for the quiz night if there is one,obsequious kow towing from new members,new Bashers shot to be confirmed (why can’t beer be part of a shot?),watching of world cup with Bashers past and present, lies about Cranky’s incredible climb up Africa’s biggest hill,Omega’s band playing,Birdshit to recite a famous Shakespeare speech on Bashers drinks night at the Camel on the 17th February,Filthy to wear his underpants outside of his pants,Swahili to find out how to say “Howzat” in Swahil, the anti basher voodoo doll to be completed, and more upstanding than a US State of the Union speech.Mr Turner requests that he is referred to as Shrek, Terror,No 1 or father of two blond Tongans.Mr Shrek would appreciate that the Shanghai paparazzi respects his privacy after midnight when all sense has left.Mr Shrek will also be up in Shanghai for the sixes and would like to ensure that he is placed on a Bashers table.Mr Terror shall be available for all requests sane or otherwise during his time.Xin nian kuai le until then. -
Upstanding for No 1
My Dearest Bashers
Yes I am returning and I wish for all the usual pomp and ceremony.ie name calling, immature toilet humour,urinating on each other (the inquisition),toasts for no reason other than to stand up and poor memories.
I am in town from the 17th to the 23rd and look forward to playing a game on the 23rd…captains please put me into a pleasure team if there is a place. Looking forward to checking out the new digs at the “Toe”.
Happy Bashers Day and don’t forget to have someone christened or ordained as it was sanctioned officially by the “Pope”. (more…)
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A Message from Basher # 1
Stats/Omega/DipsoCongrats on leading the team to the final.A momentus occasion in itself and just one step to glory.
As a founding father and number 1 I have a duty to send a message to the boys so please send the message on.Of course I played in the very first game this season!
Bashers
You have achieved what no Bashers team in its long chequered history has achieved by reaching the final and now you stand ready to devour the crown. And devour it you shall.
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Paul and Naomi have had a big bouncing baby boy!!!
It’s a boy!!The little fella (Big William Charles Turner) was two weeks late and he came out 10.5 pounds (4.65kgs) and raring to go at 5am 6th October 2008.Tough one for Naomi with a long labour but mum and baby are doing great. Very proud father. More hair than his father!Many thanks for all your enquiries and well wishes over the last few weeks regarding the welfare of Naomi.What a wonderful feeling!Turner family -
2005 Season Warm Ups – Bashers v Hot Dogs
As the eternal rivals arrived at the field the temperature had reached a sizzling and sunny 5 degrees, well above the prediction of 0 degree.
Under new skipper Ian Syer and vice captains Steve Aikman, James Gooding and 2015 skipper apprentice Ed Molony, all of the Bashers turned out early for a net session that displayed their vigour and worth.
The Hot Dogs were slow on arrival and many of the usual faces from last year were working, traveling or injured. The bun had arrived without the sausage. However there had obviously been heavy recruiting done in the off season and the innocent faces of new dogs “Pups” showed up in numbers and took instructions from resident dog, Mike Tsesmelis, who was carrying an injury that has yet to be diagnosed. The Bashers, ever mindful of a wounded dog were keen to start the season (albeit a scratch match) with a victory against the team that had caused so much pain and anguish to them the previous year.
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