Drinks anyone……….
Probably all wondering where I have been all season for training and basher drinks.
Well this Thursday is my 35th B’day . So come on down to the Camel to help the old Parrot celebrate in style!
Kwaaaawk!!!!
Never Trust a Cricketer…
Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.
Randier than a sailor who’s been six months at sea,
Never let a cricketer’s hand an inch above your knee.
First, let’s take the pace man, pure speed from first to last!
My darlings, do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.