Bashers Cricket Club

Match Report: Leisure v Devils DUI, 10 July 2011

So Stiffy's working hand had come off second best against a far more sober wall, and he was well and truly out. (What is it with these insurance agents? Parrot could explode any minute and make the trifecta.) Under the Leisure by-laws, 12th man Pusher then got into the squad as captain, a position he was to lose, regain and lose before a ball was bowled at the balmy Dulwich ground.

Bashers in KunLunQi, Inner Mongolia

Bashers Cricket in Inner Mongolia "Hi, I'm Richard, do you want to see my underpants?" What better way for a Basher to greet the Million Tree Project representative Heather Wigmore on arrival at Kun Lun Qi, Inner Mongolia, a town of 50,000 in one of China's poorest areasÂ The Bashers trio of Parrot, Pusher and Woodstock had just traversed 200km of arid zone, invigorated by fresh air, sunshine, blue skies, and a third place at the Frank's Place pub quiz the previous night. Parrot was understandably euphoric after making up severe deficiencies in hisÂ underwear ensemble during a snack stop on the way from TongLiao airport.Â The Bashers faced a busy few days in the desert, and it was not the time for wardrobe malfunctions.

Match Report Pleasure Maul Dulwich, 20 September 09

It all seemed perfectly normal for a bright sunny Sunday morning; Birdshit slept through the first alarm, Tank was late, Swahili wasn't sure where he slept. But it wasn't until the Pusher revealed that he had got in a massive 24 hour kip the day before that it became clear the Pleasure team had been quietly building up its reserves. It's possible the impending afternoon of complimentary booze at Cuvee was a factor, but still, there was something different.

PLEASURE STRIKE RATE

Go to the Division II batting stats (on the right of this page), and order them by Strike Rate (Press "STR")

PLEASURE TEAM ANNOUNCEMENT

PLEASURE v HOTDOGS, SATURDAY 27 July, 1.30pm Dulwich College Ground, JinQiao TEAM ANNOUNCEMENT

PLEASURE CRICKET… AT A SENSIBLE TIME

First call for all Bashers in the PLEASURE class this SATURDAY AFTERNOON. The Pleasure.Â Â The brute force behind the enormously rural Nanjing tour,Â is being called on to take on the Doggies this weekend.

Ode To LXXXVIII

There Once Was A Basher Called Hammer A Master Of Chat And Of Grammer Although He Could BowlÂ

Loosening Up

Apparently this pie bloke starts working the suds on the way out, turns in a couple of tight ones to ease the wide fears of cap'n Loooose, slips down a few coldies, carefully deflects a Della straight one with a left leg placed between the middle stump and the umpire's head, has a brief but violent moment of memory loss after a couple of Bamboo quieties, and wakes up from oblivion with Andre in his face saying "We'll need to tell your wife about this."