Bashers Cricket Club

Open Letter to SCC & Anyone else who wants to read.

Dear Masters of Cricket in Shanghai [Not Masters of the Universe as He-Man is a sacred figure who's name I shall never take in vain]

When are we, the fine folk of Div 3 [AKA Leisure/The Leisure/The Leisure Suits/Leisure's Looseness/Gary Glitter's Glit Glit Band] getting another bowl?

We’s be ready, foaming at the mouth ready to bowl some beamers at your skull!

Kisses & yours in the pursuit of the endless happy hour in the sky.

L.L.Looseness the First.

Gents,

Vote here for BEST SPORTS TEAM NOMINEES here:

http://shanghai.urbanatomy.com/voting

Question 5: BEST SPORTS TEAM. Strangely they have nominated the SCC but used the BASHERS LOGO! YEEEE!

Get involved!

Loose.

@ SRFC

Leisure Squad

Ainsley “Pusher” Mann (cpt)

Desmond “Long Dong” De Silva

Travis “Swoop” Weir

Richard “Parrot” Yates

Sean “Korean” Malcon

Gary “Pothole” Dubberley

Alessandro “Jaguar” Pezzani

Fabian “Grooverider” Ribiero

Channa “Made In” Phillip

Andrew “TBC” Yee

***Pusher Jnr***

Also please confirm below that you are good to go!

Bus will be leaving The Camel at 7.30am Sunday morning. get down there early to enjoy the best that Dragon Club has to offer across the road!!

CC Filthy

Team line up thus far for the Leisure Game THIS SATURDAY v Pudong CC @ Dulwich:

1. Dean Lapthorne
2. Steve Read
3. Neal Watkins
4. Ainsley Mann
5. Channa Phillip
6. Alessandro Pezzani
7. Richard Yates
8. Tom Ash
9. Desmond De Silva
10. Shawn Lear
11. ?

BUS @ CAMEL at 12:00 NOON. 1 run on spot up for grabs. Shall be discussed this evening over a Pure Blonde at the quiz. Preferences to players who buy me beers.

That’s all. See you tonight.

LXXXVII.

@ Dulwich

• Saturday 29 May 2010 Dulwich College Pudong Power 142/6 (7.02) Bashers Leisure 128/8 (2.48)

Dear Gents

Please see the line up for the Lesiure this Sunday.

1. Dean ‘Loose’ Lapthorne
2. Neal ‘Birdshit’ Watkins
3. Channa ‘Maiden’ Phillips
4. Alessandro ‘The Jaguar’ Pezzani
5. Ainsley ‘The Pusher’ Mann
6. Garth ‘Shania’ Muncy
7. Chris ‘Stealth’ Griffin
8. Desmond ‘Long Dong’ De Silva
9. Richard ‘The Parrot’ Yates
10. Sean ‘The Korean’ Malcon
11. Paul ‘Kit-Bitch/Lumberjack’ Turner
    

BUS LEAVES THE CAMEL NO LATER THAN 8.00AM. Confirm below that you will be there. If you’re late, you’re walking!

OK. Coming off a 10 wicket victory, let smash the Devils and claim top spot in Div 3! See you boys on Sunday!

LXXXVII

@ SRFC

Let us know if you’re available below.

Gentlemen of the Leisure

Fresh off the Kakadu BBQ where a plot was laid to resurrect the Bashers season, here are the chosen few [as of 9.45AM Fri] for the Bashers Div 3  to go into battle against Dulwich White Knights this Sunday morning.

1. Dean ‘Loose’ Lapthorne [Skipper, all round nice guy & the one you should buy a beer if you want to play]
2. Ainsley ‘Pusher’ Mann [looking to spill SCC blood]
3. Chris ‘Stealth’ Griffin [the silent assassin]
4. Alessandro ‘The Jaguar’ Pezzani [Shanghai's best dressed]
5. Desmond ‘Long Dong’ De Silva [Peg leg]
6. Mal ‘Omega’  Collins [I am the resurrection]
7. Garth ‘Shania’ Muncy [Looking for a 50 with the bat]
   
8. Shawn ‘Golden Shears’ Lear [Averaging 0.5 this season]
9. Channa ‘Madein’ Phillips [looking to run himself out again]
10. Tom ‘Garry Glitter’ Ash [oh dear, will be playing at a school pose a problem?]
11. Steve ‘C3PO’ Read [uncommitted, who knows if he shows]

If I have left you out, that doesn’t mean anything more than I’ve probably forgotten as I’ve a bad memory. All are welcome. IF we get more than 11, we can provide umpires, scores, and general clowning around. We will also rotate the fielders if we have more than 11.

OK guys. Bus leaves the Camel at 9AM SHARP. My number is 13916624795. Let me know below if you are in on the bus or not.

Ciao & Kisses.

LXXXVII

Bus departs at 1:15ish for Dulwich. Let us know if you’ll go straight to the ground.

Here’s the lineup.

1. Dean ‘Loose’ Lapthorne (C)
2. Neal ‘Birdshit’ Watkins
3. Channa ‘Madein’ Phillip
4. Ainsley ‘The Pusher’ Mann
5. Steve ‘3po’ Read
6. Sam ‘Circus’ White
7. Lee ‘Hef’ Henshaw
8. Alessandro ‘The Jaguar’ Pezzani
9. Garth ‘Shania’ Muncy
10. Shaun ‘Golden Shears’ Lear
11. J.C.

Fellow Bashers

Have had word from the SCC that we are up again this w’end for a game against the Devils: 2.15PM @ Dulwich. Bus times to follow later in the week.

This is great news as we are getting a really strong run early in the season when the weather is ripe.

Hands up below for the action. As the batting has been woeful, the more Leisure squad we get to training this Thursday night the better. Lets see if we can get one under the belt against these buggers.

Stay Loose & See you at the bar.

LXXXVII.