Dear Commitee
I need a tie, want to do something special for the end of season do.
Where Am I to procure one?
PS: will pay whatever dues are owed on the evening of the big pissa, if I am in a good mood.
PPS: Denz, where’s my jumper?
Regardlessly not yours,
(3/4) Loose
Last game of the Year. Possibly last game of Jag’s career. Once again, a no show from Hammer. Not unexpected though…
Here’s the run on side. Get to The Camel before 8AM for the bus. Hands off the ‘ladies of the night’ outside the Camel as well please…eyes on the prize that is beating Dulwich!
1. Loose Man
2. Stealth
3. Scoobie Doo
4. Special Mystery Guest Speaker
5. Pusher
6. Pusher Jnr
7. Parrot
8. The Jaguar
9. Garry Glitoris
10. Birdshit
11. Made In
12. Woodstock
We have 12 at the moment but THE MORE THE MERRIER!
Come on lads, lets have a cracking last game of ’10!
Stay Loose.
Yes, late breaking news is at the moment we are ALL SYSTEMS GO for the replay of last weekends game v Dulwich @ SRFC.
Bus leaves Camel @ 8AM SHARP. This is the last game of the year boys so the more the merrier!
Hands up!
Ladies & Gentlemen, lend me your ears [and eyes].
Here within are the likely lads to go into battle with Dulwich this Sun morning. Game on at 9. Bus leaving at 8AM SHARP. We wait for no-one; if you’re not on it then you’re walking.
Everyone will get a game, stay tuned as we will keep an eye on the weather.
Get amongst it, could be my last game ever as I am considering retiring and training for the 2012 Olympics as a synchronized swimmer. Getting ma Lady Gaga on…
Stay loose.
Open Letter to SCC & Anyone else who wants to read.
Dear Masters of Cricket in Shanghai [Not Masters of the Universe as He-Man is a sacred figure who's name I shall never take in vain]
When are we, the fine folk of Div 3 [AKA Leisure/The Leisure/The Leisure Suits/Leisure's Looseness/Gary Glitter's Glit Glit Band] getting another bowl?
We’s be ready, foaming at the mouth ready to bowl some beamers at your skull!
Kisses & yours in the pursuit of the endless happy hour in the sky.
L.L.Looseness the First.
Gents,
Vote here for BEST SPORTS TEAM NOMINEES here:
http://shanghai.urbanatomy.com/voting
Question 5: BEST SPORTS TEAM. Strangely they have nominated the SCC but used the BASHERS LOGO! YEEEE!
Get involved!
Loose.
@ SRFC
Leisure Squad
Ainsley “Pusher” Mann (cpt)
Desmond “Long Dong” De Silva
Travis “Swoop” Weir
Richard “Parrot” Yates
Sean “Korean” Malcon
Gary “Pothole” Dubberley
Alessandro “Jaguar” Pezzani
Fabian “Grooverider” Ribiero
Channa “Made In” Phillip
Andrew “TBC” Yee
***Pusher Jnr***
Also please confirm below that you are good to go!
Bus will be leaving The Camel at 7.30am Sunday morning. get down there early to enjoy the best that Dragon Club has to offer across the road!!
CC Filthy
Team line up thus far for the Leisure Game THIS SATURDAY v Pudong CC @ Dulwich:
BUS @ CAMEL at 12:00 NOON. 1 run on spot up for grabs. Shall be discussed this evening over a Pure Blonde at the quiz. Preferences to players who buy me beers.
That’s all. See you tonight.
LXXXVII.
Dear Gents
Please see the line up for the Lesiure this Sunday.
BUS LEAVES THE CAMEL NO LATER THAN 8.00AM. Confirm below that you will be there. If you’re late, you’re walking!
OK. Coming off a 10 wicket victory, let smash the Devils and claim top spot in Div 3! See you boys on Sunday!
LXXXVII