Weekend Teams (SCSC) – 31 May – UPDATED
After a glorious winning feeling last weekend, lets keep that going and bash 'em this Sunday too!!!
Lumberjack – Leisure V Daredevils, 24th May 2015
Triple Header 2.2 - The Bloody Basher Blitzkrieg
How do you begin to write your first lumberjack for the 2nd Triple Header weekend and not only that, one that follows the rambunctious evening of the night before? Oh, like that I guess. I must warn you this is a long one. Are you sitting comfortably? Then let us begin. As a precursor, if any of the information contained below is mistaken, misleading, exaggerated or just damn right lies, well get stuffed, you can write it next time!
Teams for the Weekend’s Triple Header
Well done to the Club for getting 35 Bashers available this weekend – it was looking unlikely on Thursday morning! We have 3 good sides lining up, plus plenty of debutants too, and we even have the new playing shirts for this season. It’s beautiful weather at the moment, so let’s get out there and play some cricket!
Camel Bashers Report, Nanjing Rural Sixes, 16 May 2015
Blue Dawn in Nanjing: The Rising Suzhou Menace, or The Story of the Camel Bashers at the Nanjing Rural Sixes 2015
Pleasure Team for 17 May
Thanks to everyone who made themselves available. We're up against a good Devils side, so good luck for Sunday!
Business vs K2, 10 May 2015
Business vs K2 Lumberjack
The Business were in action vs K2 on Sunday, attempting to gather and reform what was left of their rectums after the unforgettable, un-consensual 389ing they received 2 weeks prior. Whites donned, rape whistles in-hand; the Business had a few changes in personnel (victims of 389 update: some still in rehab, others developed agoraphobia, one man found shivering in bed only able to mutter “Jonti”), and things were looking positive after captain Paps won the toss!
Leisure Lumberjack, 10 May
Leisure vs Daredevils
Well what can be said about the Leisure’s performance on Sunday, that hasn’t been said already? About 500 words apparently.
Leisure vs Daredevils at 8.30am (bus at 7.30am)
SCC Pirates vs China Girls Lumberjack, 3 May
The Pirates is the more "social" representative team of the Shanghai Cricket Club, made up of a mixture from all the member clubs. The match was hastily arranged mid-week, and so the team was made up of Bashers, Hot Dogs and Pudong players, mostly from D2 and D3.