
There once was a basher called John
who’s balls hang ’round for so long
that you can swing at them twice
and still pay the price
of coming after you’re gone
Dear Bashers
Last shout for the SHERATON SHOWDOWN on June 13th. All tables/tickets are FULLY SOLD thus we need to know by COB TODAY if you are interested in coming.
Please respond by emailing me at social@basherscc.org or Mat Ryan at mat@justbeer.cn
Need to know if you are keen by 6:00PM tonight as this is the cut off for organizers.
Cheers & Stay Loose
LXXXVII
Ahead of this weekends double header against the Devils – training will take place as per usual at San He Hua Yuan from 18:00 – 20:00.
This will be the last opportunity to impress and stake claims for slots in both the Business and Pleasure teams looking to start the season off in earnest with a brace of victories
Drinks will take place at the Bamboo afterwards.
Any questions let me know.
Dear All Bashers & Gashers
This Sunday is HUGE! Cricket regins supreme as we have a MASSIVE DOUBLE HEADER but for those not selected, or who are injured or just plain lazy [not an excuse Hammer], Bashers CC Sponsor JUSTBEER.CN is running a Formula One Booze Bus for the 2009 China GP this Sunday the 19th of April. (more…)
Dear Bashers & Gashers
Reminder for the upcoming Sheraton Showdown. We need numbers ASAP as the organizers need table payments in the coming week.
Bashers sponsor Justbeer.cn has a table and thus far we have:
1) Mat 2) Omega 3) Loose (more…)
Early notice trendsetters!
The next installment of the world famous BASHERS QUIZ will be held at The Big Bamboo on Thursday evening on the 23rd of April.
Cancel all appointments for Friday. Get your tuberculosis shots. Warn the ayi there may be a mess for her to clean up the next morning… it will be massive. (more…)

Over the hump (whatever that means) and amongst it! Much shorter and racier than last week. Guest basher on “Calling for a Runner” is Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner. We’ve got Gravity Newton back for a bit of lumberjack action and “Around the Wicket”. “Hansie’s Corner” is back as is “Ladies Bring a Plate” featuring Lady Dick. “Drinks Break” for what it’s worth (not much) and a slew of other useful Bashers infotainment.
Please ignore the rural thumps throughout (Katie was having trouble with his “pet” lamb)
[podcast]http://basherscc.org/broadcast/episode/bb006.mp3[/podcast]
There once was a basher called Andrew
Who fed his roses with man poo
He fancied Ollie’s Sister
But he blinked and he missed her
You can’t wash out red hair with shampoo
I’m back from another ‘fact-finding’ mission in Beijing and HK. The fact is I found the bars in Beijing bloody great and that Wanchai is an evil place full of dirty women…
Anyway. Drinks tonight. Big Bamboo after training. Get there and when in doubt just ask yourself what would Danny Morrison do. Likelihood is he’d say ‘get amongst it ya mongrels’.
OK. See you later for a few VB’s…
LXXXVII