1. Ode to XIV

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    There once was a basher called John

    who’s balls hang ’round for so long

    that you can swing at them twice

    and still pay the price

    of coming after you’re gone

  2. Boxing: LAST CALL

    Dear Bashers

    Last shout for the SHERATON SHOWDOWN on June 13th. All tables/tickets  are FULLY SOLD thus we need to know by COB TODAY if you are interested in coming.

    Please respond by emailing me at social@basherscc.org or Mat Ryan at mat@justbeer.cn

    Need to know if you are keen by 6:00PM tonight as this is the cut off for organizers.

    Cheers & Stay Loose

    LXXXVII

  3. Thursday Training

    Ahead of this weekends double header against the Devils – training will  take place as per usual at San He Hua Yuan from 18:00 – 20:00.

    This will be the last opportunity to impress and stake claims for slots in both the Business and Pleasure teams looking to start the season off in earnest with a brace of victories

    Drinks will take place at the Bamboo afterwards.

    Any questions let me know.

  4. Social Update: Sunday F1 for those not playing THE MASSIVE double header!

    19 April 20099:00 am to 9:00 pm

    Dear All Bashers & Gashers

    This Sunday is HUGE! Cricket regins supreme as we have a MASSIVE DOUBLE HEADER but for those not selected, or who are injured or just plain lazy [not an excuse Hammer], Bashers CC Sponsor JUSTBEER.CN is running a Formula One Booze Bus for the 2009 China GP this Sunday the 19th of April. (more…)

  5. SHERATON SHOWDOWN:[June 13th] A Social Reminder

    13 June 20096:30 pm to 10:30 pm

    Dear Bashers & Gashers

    Reminder for the upcoming Sheraton Showdown. We need numbers ASAP as the organizers need table payments in the coming week.

    Bashers sponsor Justbeer.cn has a table and thus far we have:

    1) Mat 2) Omega 3) Loose (more…)

  6. EARLY WARNING!! BASHERS QUIZ: April 23rd

    Early notice trendsetters!

    The next installment of the world famous BASHERS QUIZ will be held at The Big Bamboo on Thursday evening on the 23rd of April.

    Cancel all appointments for Friday. Get your tuberculosis shots. Warn the ayi there may be a mess for her to clean up the next morning… it will be massive. (more…)

  7. Bashers Broadcast Episode Six

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    Over the hump (whatever that means) and amongst it! Much shorter and racier than last week. Guest basher on “Calling for a Runner” is Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner. We’ve got Gravity Newton back for a bit of lumberjack action and “Around the Wicket”. “Hansie’s Corner” is back as is “Ladies Bring a Plate” featuring Lady Dick. “Drinks Break” for what it’s worth (not much) and a slew of other useful Bashers infotainment.

    Please ignore the rural thumps throughout (Katie was having trouble with his “pet” lamb)

    [podcast]http://basherscc.org/broadcast/episode/bb006.mp3[/podcast]

  8. Ode to C

    jims-mowingThere once was a basher called Andrew

    Who fed his roses with man poo

    He fancied Ollie’s Sister

    But he blinked and he missed her

    You can’t wash out red hair with shampoo

  9. Drinks. Lock It In. Do it….Do it!

    9 April 20098:00 pm to 11:00 pm

    I’m back from another ‘fact-finding’ mission in Beijing and HK. The fact is I found the bars in Beijing bloody great and that Wanchai is an evil place full of dirty women…

    Anyway. Drinks tonight. Big Bamboo after training. Get there and when in doubt just ask yourself what would Danny Morrison do. Likelihood is he’d say ‘get amongst it ya mongrels’.

    OK. See you later for a few VB’s…

    LXXXVII